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Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Madagascar and Open Season: Wild and Free written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "Daily Lives".

Plot

(Sixteen years ago, we head across in a world where people are walking through Timberline. It was night as many hunters ride their cars into the forest on the road in the middle of Open Season. They have their shotguns together to search for a animal during the ride.)

  • Hunter #1: *laugh* All aboard on the open road!
  • Hunter #2: It's the Open Season event. Yeah!
  • Hunter #3: Where would the animals be hiding?
  • Hunter #1: It doesn't even matter where they hide. We can hunt any animal we want.
  • Hunter #2: We'll search for any bear or deer haunting in the grass.
  • Hunter #4: I have a question. Where will we park our cars?
  • Hunter #1: Over here where the grass is.
  • Hunter #2: Jackpot. Let's park in the side.

(The hunters park their cars and trucks in the grass side of the woods)

  • Hunter #1: *prepare his shotgun* The hunting begin in here.
  • Hunter #2: Howdy, it's going to be a long journey to the hunting party.
  • Hunter #1: We already have our own hunting party, So let's face it.
  • Hunter #2: Alright. I save you up a beer if you want during your shooting.
  • Hunter #1: I just wanna focus on the animals.
  • Hunter #2: Let's go. If you changed your mind, i still got a drink on the pockets of my jean pants.

(The hunters begin walking in the woods, holding their shotguns to search for the animals to shoot)

  • Hunter #1: Pssst, sir, do you see any animal around here?
  • Hunter #2: No. These cracking wise deers should be taught a lesson. Even the bears that growl with their stinky breath.
  • Hunter #3: I don't see a deer or bear around here.
  • Hunter #4: That is one hella of a move, big boy.
  • Hunter #5: I hear bear sounds, be careful. Shhhhhhh.
  • Hunter #1: One step closer, one step closer.
  • Hunter #2: Will you hurry up y'all. I have a family to feed.
  • Hunter #3: Now you be asking some junk around here.
  • Hunter #6: Halt in alert! A bear is approaching in our way.
  • Hunter #1: What the funk?

(A bear shows up, standing with a big glare face in front of the hunters)

  • Hunter #3: Holy fur rug.
  • Bear: *roars*
  • Hunter #1: Bear!
  • Hunter #2: It's the bear! It's the bear!
  • Hunter #2: Let's make a run for!

(The hunters run for their lives as the bear chases after them)

  • Hunter #3: Get in the car.

(The hunters rush to the car)

  • Hunter #4: We have everyone seated, then good! Start the engine!

(The hunter start driving as the bear chases them in the road)

  • Hunter #1: The bear's chasing us!
  • Hunter #2: But how did he find us all the way here?
  • Hunter #3: I don't freaking know. I think they know about us.
  • Hunter #4: All the bears are sensitive! I just don't know why!
  • Hunter #5: Well, we better be telling about it.

(The bear hop to the car and scratch on the top side)

  • Hunters: *scream*
  • Hunter #4: I don't wanna die!
  • Hunter #5: I want my mommy!
  • Hunter #1: *shoot in the top of the car to shoot the bear* Curse you wild animal, curse you!

(The bear jumps off as the car crash to the tree by getting off the road as the hunters continue to drive out of the forest)

  • Hunter #1: That was one hella move out of the way.
  • Hunter #2: I hate this forest.
  • Bear: *roars and leave*
  • Hunter #3: Let's go shoot down some bear in another national park of Timberline!
  • Hunter #4: Forget this forest! I'm buying a root bear!

(The hunters successfully escape the woods as the bear roar at the truck where the hunters escaped in on the road)

SIXTEEN YEARS LATER

IN ANOTHER DIMENSION

NEW YORK CITY, FEBRUARY 6, 2016

(In the present day in another dimension, we head across in New York City, a popular city with a bunch of tall buildings and many people going out to shop, eat, film and dance. We see a circus of party animals and penguins alike on the grass as they are at the park, close to Central Park Zoo where the tent is being set up. Also, the circus is a all-animal circus on the go, controlled by the penguins Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private and the chimpanzees Mason and Phil as the leaders are Alex, Gloria, Marty and Melman.)

  • Alex: Oh yes, Shazam! Today's the day. I'm making a comeback to everyone who loved my moves.
  • Marty: Hey Alex.
  • Alex: Yo, Marty, what's up?
  • Marty: We're back at the zoo, are we?
  • Alex: Yes. The zookeepers know that we all reside at Circus Zaragoza now. I also have a lover as well.
  • Marty: Man, Skipper and the penguins bought Cheezy Dibbles for us to eat during our performances.
  • Vitaly: Boys, we have to pack up. We're heading to Washington, D.C.
  • Skipper: You heard the tiger, pack up!
  • Alex: Oh boy, we're going to Washington, D.C.?
  • Marty: Yeah. This is where the president and mayor is waiting for us.
  • Alex: I don't think there's a mayor in any state.
  • Marty: There is, silly lion.
  • Alex: Gotta get moving.
  • Marty: Let's go Alex. Pack whatever you need to.
  • Alex: I know what to pack.
  • Marty: Then hurry up. Pack like a real lion.
  • Alex: I am, my man.

(The animals of Circus Zaragoza pack up into their hot air balloon)

  • Gloria: Hey Alex.
  • Alex: Hey Gloria, how it going?
  • Gloria: We're about to go. Anyone want to say bye to the zoo before we go?
  • Alex: Um, yeah. We could easily do that before we go.
  • Melman: Yeah, right back at ya.
  • Marty: Let's go. One last time.
  • Alex: Okay.

(In the gates of Central Park Zoo, Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman stand in the gates to say one last goodbye before their departure all over the world with the circus)

  • Alex: Hello Central Park Zoo, it's me Alex the Lion. I'm really gonna miss you so much. We work with the circus now and the animals like Vitaly are really liking us back there. We'll visit again anytime soon in the near future.
  • Marty: I hope we come back anytime sooner or later, depending on our world tour schedule.
  • Gloria: It's better or later and no pinches at all.
  • Melman: Yeah. They would always give me medication every time when it's dinner time.
  • Alex: I love when they gave me steak.
  • Marty: I thought you hated steak.
  • Alex: Nah, i only eat fish for now on. Lions love fish.
  • Marty: Really?
  • Gloria: That's nuts.
  • Melman: What a pain in the back. You're really getting the hand of it.
  • Alex: Yeah. I knew these penguins would prepare some food for me.
  • Skipper: Hey guys, what are you waiting for? The hot air balloon is ready to go. We're about to go worldwide.
  • Alex: Jeez, we gotta go.
  • Marty: Let's get moving.
  • Gloria: Here we go again.
  • Melman: Let's move it.
  • Skipper: Get away.
  • Alex: Here we go.

(The circus animals enter the big hot air balloon)

  • Vitaly: Is anyone here?
  • Everyone: Yes!
  • Alex: We're all here. Fur-K Circus! We are ready to begin our biggest world tour all over the world.
  • Marty: Are we ready to party all over the world?!
  • Everyone: Yeah!
  • Gloria: We got places like Floria, Peru, London, Europe, Canada, Africa, Asia, India, China, Japan and many places to go on our world tour.
  • Skipper: We can do anything. Kowalski, speed on the engine!
  • Skipper: Aye aye captain!
  • Private: World tour with the circus? Let's go!!!

(The hot air balloon of Circus Zaragoza begin to travel all over the world)

MADAGASCAR AND OPEN SEASON

WILD AND FREE

(The background song "Afro Circus" plays as the circus animals perform all over the world from every place they go. At Yazoo City, Mississippi, Circus Zaragoza is performing at a park.)

  • Vitaly: Alright circus performers, let's get the show started.
  • Alex: Let's do this! First place of the day. Yazoo City, Mississippi!

(The circus begin to perform with objects as the neon lights are on)

  • Gloria: Woo hoo!
  • Marty: It's go time!
  • Alex: Come on! Jump like you mean it!

(The animals perform with the hoops as they swirl around in lines without any misses)

  • Vitaly: Ka-pow! This is what a real circus looks like.
  • Stefano: Mama mia, the circus goes on. Thanks to Alice for improving the elements.
  • Alex: This is becoming more like a hula mode in here.
  • Gloria: Come on, let's hula together.

(Most animals go with the hoops with everyone cheering)

  • Vitaly: Ha ha ha.
  • Gia: Alex.
  • Alex: Gia.
  • Gloria: Alex, look out.
  • Alex: Oh. *go to the hoop* Yeah.
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Vitaly: The circus is going great.
  • Gia: Fun as it should be.

(At Miami, Florida, the animals are judging the balls with Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private flying in the sky)

  • Skipper: These guys can play all they want.
  • Kowalski: Yeah. Let's cheer those people up!
  • Rico: Bah bah bah!
  • Private: Who thought penguins can't fly?
  • Skipper: We feel like superheroes!
  • Private: Ha ha ha.
  • Kowalski: This never get old.
  • Skipper: Cheer all you want!
  • Everyone: *cheer*
  • Skipper: We totally rock the circus.
  • Kowalski: I told ya, we would be a success.
  • Skipper: We have been always a success since we first took over the circus.
  • Kowalski: That's good news and that's perfect.
  • Skipper: This circus is going to run like crazy.

(At Jackson, Mississippi, the circus is perform with the hoops on fire with the fans cheering like crazy)

  • Alex: Another place in Mississippi to perform!
  • Vitaly: Ah ha. Bring in the success of my performance!
  • Stefano: More hoops coming up.

(More hoops have rise up for Alex and the animals to go on)

  • Alex: Oh look, there's more.
  • Marty: More hoops coming in!
  • Gloria: Let's go in!
  • Melman: Up and in!
  • Alex: *spin on the hoops* Yee-haw!
  • Marty: Look at me, i'm flying!
  • Alex: Go Marty, Go!
  • Marty: For Mississippi!
  • Gloria: Woo hoo!
  • Marty: I'm on a roll.
  • Vitaly: Good job you guys.
  • Stefano: It's a big massive success.
  • Vitaly: This is why we're making money.
  • Gia: Always a good show to catch up.
  • Vitaly: We'll do better.
  • Julien: Three. Two. One.

(The background song end as everyone wraps up the circus inside and celebrate by drinking water and steak by sitting on the chairs)

  • Alex: We rock the show!
  • Marty: Now we're having a steak party.
  • Alex: Ooh, i miss steak so much. Hope i'm not having a steak nightmare again.
  • Gloria: I like big and chunky.
  • Vitaly: You guys are excellent. We may go on risky challenges and performing all over the world and what the humans do when the animals are around.
  • Skipper: But we are animals. We don't need humans to tell us what to do. We have been running this circus for years.
  • Vitaly: I know Skipper. But just in case we go to a cold place, we need to wear some sweaters and jackets.
  • Melman: I wouldn't stick my head to the ground like a witch doctor.
  • Private: Can we have Cheezy Dibbles? We're out of fish again for the fifth week.
  • Vitaly: It doesn't matter if you wanna go hungry, unless you wanna pig out for fun.
  • Rico: Oink oink oink.
  • Private: Let's have some Cheezy Dibbles.
  • Alex: Private is right. Let's go for a little snack mode.
  • Private: *open a bag of Cheezy Dibbles* Woo hoo!
  • Alex: Dibble us in.
  • Marty: *eat a pack of Cheezy Dibbles* Good as fresh.
  • Melman: *eat the Cheezy Dibbles with the bag in his mouth* Hello? Did somebody see a little cheese puff?
  • Gloria: Not bad at all.
  • Alex: This is a good price of value.
  • Melman: I love it.
  • Vitaly: It makes me wanna roar. *roar*
  • Alex: Watch this. *roar*
  • Stefano: Ha. Let's do a roar battle.
  • Vitaly: No. We just cheer for fun.
  • Marty: How is roaring is suppose to cheer you up?
  • Vitaly: It's a animal thing to do.
  • Gloria: Well we're all animals. We do what we always have to do.
  • Marty: I feel like being wild again.
  • Gloria: Oh no. Please don't go out like you did last time.
  • Marty: I'm not leaving. Trust me.
  • Melman: We don't need to walk all the way to start another crisis like we had to deal with the animal control problem in Europe.
  • Alex: Never going to that place again.
  • Marty: Where should our next stop be?
  • Vitaly: You know what? We should perform in the woods.
  • Alex: Really? It's hot out here.
  • Julien: Like when it's hot hot hot.
  • Sonya: *yawn*
  • Maurice: And it's sweet.
  • Mort: Feet.
  • Julien: Don't even think about getting into our feets.
  • Mort: I always wanted to play with your feet.
  • Julien: No more feet fetish! You had enough for today.
  • Mort: Ah, let me play some happy arms for you.
  • Julien: Stop, enough!
  • Maurice: Stop playing with the arms.
  • Mort: Sorry. Just playing around.
  • Julien: Nag.
  • Alex: Let's go grab something to drink.
  • Marty: Fresh soda coming up.
  • Melman: Open it up.
  • Marty: *open a can of orange soda*
  • Alex: *open a can of cola* I got my cherry soda on.
  • Marty: That's just cola Alex.
  • Alex: Cola? Fine.
  • Marty: You're crazy dude. Crazy.
  • Melman: *drink orange juice* Good old times.
  • Gloria: Grape is always the best.
  • Melman: Who wanna try the apple juice?
  • Vitaly: Give me that.
  • Melman: You gotta open the can first.
  • Vitaly: *open the apple juice can and drink it* Not bad.
  • Alex: This is a good drink for everyone.
  • Vitaly: My friend, out of all the drinks, this could be in good use for a break.
  • Alex: You said it boss.
  • Vitaly: A major success of a prize.
  • Stefano: Mama mia, i love it.
  • Gia: Always drink when you needed the time to start a next performance.
  • Vitaly: That's some good advice Gia. Ready to warm up for the day.
  • Gia: I'll be there for a show.
  • Stefano: Don't forget my trumpets.
  • Marty: Always set up a musical.
  • Vitaly: Music just music. Always music.
  • Stefano: Well said tiger.
  • Vitaly: I need to get back to my paws.
  • Alex: Right behind you.

(In another dimension in the forest close to Timberline, a bunch of wild animals are about to play a game of throwing rabbits)

  • Boog: Rabbit battle coming up!
  • Elliot: *throw two rabbits at Boog* Carrot style!
  • Boog: You're going to get tagged!
  • Elliot: Tag me it.
  • McSquizzy: There's one for you!
  • Boog: Ooh, someone is going to get hit on the face!
  • McSquizzy: Oi!
  • Squirrels: *pop up* Oi!
  • Boog: Uh oh, here we go again.
  • Elliot: Cannonball!
  • Boog: Up and away!
  • McSquizzy: Come back big bear!
  • Boog: Elliot, hide.
  • Elliot: *hide on the bush with Boog*
  • Boog: You know where to throw next.
  • Elliot: My eye is on Mr. Weenie.
  • Boog: What? Mr. Weenie is not in our team.
  • Elliot: Didn't Mr. Weenie come earlier during the day?
  • Boog: No. Just focus on the mission.
  • Elliot: Alright. I'll step up in the game.
  • Boog: Aim on the beaver.
  • Elliot: Target locked. Now shoot.
  • Boog: *throw the rabbits at Reilly*
  • Reilly: Ow. Who hit me with that rabbit?
  • Elliot: We are so screwed.
  • Boog: Gotta run fast!
  • Elliot: Wait for me Boogie Bear.
  • Reilly: After them!
  • Boog: Run for your furry lives!
  • McSquizzy: You can't mess with us Boog and Elliot!
  • Reilly: Throw 10 more rabbits at them.
  • McSquizzy: Oi.
  • Boog: *trip over a rock* Gah. My foot.
  • Elliot: Boog, get up. The rabbits are going to hit on you.
  • Boog: I feel any better from tripping.
  • Elliot: No, look!
  • Boog: Here come the boom!
  • Elliot: *get hit by the rabbits*
  • Boog: Elliot!
  • Elliot: I have been hit.
  • Boog: The letdown is coming on me!
  • Elliot: Ooh, you got hit.
  • Boog: We lost. We have failed as a species.
  • McSquizzy: Woo hoo, we win.
  • Reilly: Ha ha ha.
  • McSquizzy: You're down as a broken log.
  • Reilly: Okay McSquizzy. That's enough. The rabbit fight is over.
  • McSquizzy: I call it a good game.
  • Reilly: It's more than a wreck down.
  • McSquizzy: We have to clean up the whole area right now.
  • Reilly: Darn it.

(At the cave, Ursa is setting up the rocks for Boog)

  • Ursa: Boog is going to like it when he comes back. This is going to be a work of art.
  • Giselle: Ursa, the kids are having trouble on getting the honey from the bee hive.
  • Ursa: Oh sister. They're just struggling on getting snack for breakfast.
  • Giselle: The kids are going to get stung if they get close to the bees.

(Gisela, Giselita, and Elvis are trying to reach to the bee hive on the branch of the tree)

  • Gisela: Come on Elvis, you can do it.
  • Elvis: I'm trying. But it won't fall out.
  • Giselita: Trust me, you're going to get stung after a pick.
  • Elvis: I just want some honey.
  • Gisela: Don't even tap the comb.
  • Elvis: Why can't the honey just fall off from the hole?
  • Gisela: Just go find another hive to pick on.
  • Elvis: Almost there.
  • Giselita: The bees are going to sting you.
  • Elvis: I think i got it.
  • Gisela: Elvis, no.
  • Elvis: *poke the bee hive*
  • Giselita: Oh brother.
  • Elvis: Where did the honey go?
  • Gisela: Bees!
  • Elvis: Huh?
  • Gisela: Bees!
  • Elvis: Ahh!

(Elvis run for his life from the bees chasing him in the woods)

  • Gisela: We need to go chase after him.
  • Giselita: The bees are chasing him. See, he knock over the bee hive.
  • Elvis: In the water! *jump in the water as the bees go away*
  • Gisela: Elvis, are you in the pond?
  • Giselita: Get up from here.
  • Elvis: *rise from the water* So cold.......so breezing cold.
  • Gisela: Oh brother.
  • Giselita: We need to talk about this.
  • Elvis: So what? I was only looking for lunch. We were working together.
  • Gisela: Those bees live in the hive where the tree branch is sticking. You shouldn't get come closer to that comb or annoy the bees like ants.
  • Serge: Yo, what are you doing in our pond?
  • Elvis: Uh.....hiding?
  • Deni: *flip in the pond*
  • Elvis: What is he doing?
  • Serge: See, he's nervous. He's always nervous when people come close to our pond.
  • Elvis: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to jump into your pond.
  • Serge: It's okay. Don't ever do that again.
  • Elvis: But we were searching for honey.
  • Serge: You took honey from the bees again? How sarcastic that is. The bees are going to turn back on you when you hit on their hive.
  • Elliot: Elvis! Gisela! Giselita! Where are you?!
  • Serge: Elliot's coming.
  • Elvis: Uh oh. *swim back to the ground* Gotta hide.
  • Gisela: Where are you going?
  • Elliot: Elvis, girls, i have been looking all over for you.
  • Boog: Dang. After losing that rabbit fight, who else going to take the lead of the champion?
  • Elliot: The beavers will. But the deers, nah.
  • Boog: How's breakfast doing for ya?
  • Gisela: Elvis hit the bee hive and suddenly, the bees chased him and almost got stung by one.
  • Boog: He did what?!
  • Elvis: At least i didn't get stung.
  • Elliot: Elvis.
  • Boog: Oh my gosh, he really need to talk about forest safety.
  • Elliot: Girls, go home to your mama. Elvis, you walk with us.
  • Elvis: Okay dad.
  • Boog: This is real serious man. We're not joking around.

(Boog, Elliot and Elvis walk in the woods to discuss about forest safety)

  • Elliot: Elvis, i raised you for years. But you gotta learn how to not get hit by dangerous insects like scorpions.
  • Elvis: I can't hunt for myself. I already got stung like five times as of last year.
  • Boog: We need to cover the boo-boos so people in the woods don't make fun of you. Ian keep picking on Elliot all the time, but at least he doesn't do that anymore.
  • Elliot: Like every time my horns fell off, the deers are going to make fun of me like being in a cave school.
  • Elvis: I'm always picked on. No fair none of the wild animals would get to know me.
  • Boog: Elvis, when i was a young cub, no one wanted to be around me. I was lost, scared and had no food to find. I was found by a park ranger and started a show of The Mighty Grizzly.
  • Elvis: How did the Mighty Grizzly did for you?
  • Boog: It went pretty well. Have good time with judging the balls and did some famous circus acts. I miss being in a show.
  • Elvis: I call it a trap.
  • Elliot: I can woke up.
  • Boog: Ha ha ha. Very funny Elliot.
  • Elliot: Well thanks to you my big bear.
  • Boog: I met Elliot when being tied up to a hunter's track.
  • Elliot: I actually got hit by a truck which turned out to be Shaw's.
  • Elvis: Who has a Shaw on their truck?
  • Elliot: Shaw was actually a hunter. He was the one that hit me with his truck.
  • Elvis: Oof. I thought you got into a car accident.
  • Elliot: I wasn't dead. I got bump over and tie me up into his stinky truck.
  • Boog: I un-tie him up with my claws and let him escape to the woods.
  • Elliot: We met again at night. Actually, that was a park ranger's garage where Boog was raised.
  • Boog: Hello? My park ranger found me as a cub. I have been living with Beth for years. Nowadays, i'm living in the woods with you guys.
  • Elvis: Good for you.
  • Elliot: Me and Boog met at night on a garage. Then we hang out at some supermarket and made a mess with some fun added to the mix.
  • Boog: Elliot left me and Gordy shot me in the belly.
  • Elvis: Wait, who is Gordy?
  • Boog: Gordy used to be the sheriff of Timberline and a friend of Beth.
  • Elliot: Timberline used to be a great town with lot of places and a supermarket with Woo-hoos!
  • Elvis: What is Timberline?
  • Boog: Timberline is where i used to live in. Bad things happen and we don't wanna talk about it.
  • Elliot: I can talk about if i want to.
  • Boog: Don't. You're going to make me nervous.
  • Elliot: Why not big bear?
  • Boog: I don't wanna hear about it.
  • Elvis: What's wrong? What was wrong with Timberline? Was there a shooting?
  • Boog: Fine. There wasn't a shooting at Timberline. We didn't get along together in the town.
  • Elliot: Shaw was chasing me all the way to the stage where Boog was performing the Mighty Grizzly and caught up with a fight.
  • Boog: Man, you wouldn't believe me. Everyone was confused, scared and ran off the stage when we rip off the show.
  • Elliot: Shaw was there and he shot right into our heads.
  • Elvis: You guys are still alive?
  • Boog: We didn't even get shot. Beth shot me first and shot Elliot in the butt.
  • Elliot: Seriously? How was i involved in the incident?
  • Boog: It was all Shaw's fault. Open Season didn't start for two days and Beth has to take me away into the woods where he belong.
  • Elliot: This is where we were thrown off. Abandoned with no food and water.
  • Boog: You were in the woods. I saw you and made friends back there. But you ruin my life!
  • Elliot: How did i ruin your life?
  • Boog: You were spying on me the whole time and throwing rabbits at my window!
  • Elliot: We were having so much fun. We almost stay up late before Gordy came to shoot you.
  • Boog: We would have leave right away if we wouldn't.
  • Elvis: Guys, stop righting. I don't like when i see two people fighting each other just like my dad have to deal with Ian.
  • Elliot: Ian was just playing with us.
  • Boog: At least, i made some friends in the forest. I cannot complain.
  • Elvis: How did you like being in the forest?
  • Boog: It was bad at first, then okay in the middle, and last, i love it here.
  • Elvis: Well i like being in the woods.
  • Elliot: The woods is the forest my son. You know it by now.
  • Elvis: Will i ever make friends in the forest?
  • Elliot: Oh yes. Look at everyone. They're living a very wonderful life in the forest.
  • Boog: Do they collect honey for breakfast?
  • Elliot: Only you collect honey silly. What are you, the honey bear?
  • Boog: I grab honey when i'm hungry.
  • Elliot: But i always wanted to share some honey with you.
  • Boog: When you take my stuff, i get so angry that i want to have a bite of your ears!
  • Elliot: Don't feed me Boog. I wanna live!
  • Boog: I was just messing with you, pal.
  • Elliot: You mess with me, then you mess with the wrong paws.
  • Boog: Stop it Elliot. Just because i mess with you doesn't mean i make fun of you.
  • Elliot: If i weight big as Ian, i'm gonna rub your fur out.
  • Boog: Oh come here you little deer.
  • Elliot: I got your spot.
  • Boog: Get back over here you rascal deer.
  • Elliot: You can't tag me.
  • Boog: You can't hide, here i come.
  • Elvis: Boys.
  • Boog: Get back here Elliot. I'm not finish messing with you.
  • Elliot: You never catch a fast deer in the woods.
  • Boog: Well you're not fast.
  • Elliot: Elvis, go ahead and play. Boog, stop chasing me.
  • Boog: I won't.
  • Elvis: *run off*
  • Boog: If you don't hide on the caves, i'm gonna whoop you in the rock.
  • Elliot: No Boog, please don't! I'm begging you.
  • Boog: I'm just still messing with you. No hits, no pain.
  • Elliot: Oh, you almost gave me a heart attack.
  • Boog: That's what friends do. They chase each other like playing tag.
  • Elliot: Hey, where is Elvis?
  • Boog: I think he left.
  • Elliot: I would make him go out like this. But he's older enough to hang out with his sisters.
  • Boog: Let's go to the cave and see Ursula.
  • Elliot: What does she want from you?
  • Boog: I got a date with you. You're going to help you.
  • Elliot: With all the cooking?
  • Boog: We don't cook. If you catch fish, maybe we can fry it.
  • Elliot: That's a good one Boog. You're my bestest best friend i ever got.
  • Boog: I just wanna lost control.
  • Elliot: Uh oh.

(Meanwhile on a log cabin, a hunter wake up on a tough morning as the alarm goes off with the hunter turning off the alarm)

  • Shaw: Stupid alarm. Never knew a hunter would have a alarm like these.

(Shaw brush his teeth in the bathroom, wash his face and prepare some breakfast with toast and crackers)

  • Shaw: Toast and crackers are in the house. *eat the toast and crackers* What a good breakfast for me. After years of shooting every little creature in the woods, i really hope i get that bear and deer on the wall with all the dead animals on the walls. *see a collection of animals' heads on display*

(Shaw then go to his training room to hold a gun in his hand to look at the target to shoot)

  • Shaw: I wonder what this small boy can do. *shoot at the target with bullets* That's a perfect little timing for this small trainee. If i only had my weapons, i will teach those party animals a lesson.

(Shaw then sit on the couch as he grab a newspaper to read about what is going on in the world)

  • Shaw: Open Season still reminded close. Useless. *curls up the newspaper and throw it in the garbage can* What a piece of garbage! Ugh, i wish Open Season is reopen for business. Time to watch some TV. *turn on the TV*

(A commercial for Ed and Edna's Poutine Palace is on with Ed and Edna speaking their lines in the commercial, showing the prices, food and more.

  • Ed and Edna: Come on down to Ed and Edna's Poutine Palace!
  • Edna: Home of the Big Curd. *a poutine is shown on screen* Hey, Ed. What's poutine?
  • Ed: Funny you should ask, Edna. First, you take French fries... dump boiling gravy on them. Boiling gravy! Then plop in some curds, and viola! Poutine. With one convenient location!
  • Edna: Right on Highway 7, next to the big tree.
  • Ed: Plenty of free parking!
  • Edna: So come on down.
  • Ed: Or up, depending on where you start from, eh?
  • Ed and Edna: To Ed and Edna's Poutine Palace Curds fit for a king Or a queen!

(After watching a commercial of Ed and Edna's Poutine Palace, Shaw thinks about himself from recruiting Ed and Edna for his next plan to reopen Open Season)

  • Shaw: What's this? Those tasty poulette fries might taste great as chili fries. I wonder if my old pals Ed and Edna can help me out on my campaign to bring back Open Season for good. Then all of my hunter friends will go and shoot every single animal in the forests. No one is going to tell me what to do. Even for that Gordy sheriff! And once again, this is my rodeo, not his! *throw a knife at a picture of a bear*

(Back at Ed and Edna's Poutine Palace, Ed and Edna are still doing business in their own food stand)

  • Edna: Nice commercial, Ed!
  • Ed: Now, if that don't get them busting down our door, nothing will.
  • Shaw: *show up on car*
  • Ed: That was fast!
  • Edna: The power of advertising!
  • Shaw: Howdy, Ed and Edna!
  • Edna: Oh, Shaw. Good day, eh? Hey, you haven't lived till you've tried our poutine on the ritz.
  • Shaw: Let me tell you something. Have you ever seen a beer and a deer hanging out together?
  • Ed: A bear and a deer? I thought it is a lion and a mouse hanging out in the wild unless a rope trap is set up for the lion to get all trapped up as the mouse eat the cheese in luck.
  • Shaw: We got a mission to catch up. Save your curds. We're getting the band back together.
  • Ed: No way, eh. You're in a band?
  • Shaw: No, i'm not in a band and i don't do rock and roll or dance with all the ladies in Zumba class!
  • Ed: I can play a mean accordion if you're interested.
  • Shaw: We are planning to bring back Open Season.
  • Edna: Oh, boy, I've been waiting for this moment, don't you know?
  • Shaw: Get your guns together and let's go.
  • Ed: We'll close down the shop until further notice.
  • Shaw: The Dead Bear Gulch won't even live to see a cub of his own. I'm now on my turf. *load up his gun*

(Back at Circus Zaragoza, Alex and the circus animals relax in their breaks with some of them eating their food. The background song "It's All Good" by Kyle Tredway plays.)

  • Alex: Ah, today is a great day to take a break.
  • Marty: After all the circus performances, we needed a big break.
  • Gloria: That's right boys.
  • Melman: Win it or leave it.
  • Julien: *sleep on Sonya's fur* Sonya, how much i love you?
  • Sonya: *yawn*
  • Julien: Nah, you like it.
  • Maurice: Julien, can you leave the bear alone and help us move over that box?
  • Julien: Maurice, you be king for a day. I get to take a break with my love.
  • Maurice: That bear isn't going to do anything for you. Just get to work.
  • Mort: I would smell your feet if i were you.
  • Julien: Mort, come here.
  • Mort: You got something for me?
  • Julien: Come closer to the bear's feet.
  • Mort: What about it?
  • Julien: Smell the bear's feet if you may.
  • Mort: Yay. *smell Sonya's feet*
  • Sonya: *make bear noises at Mort*
  • Mort: Ah!
  • Julien: Ha ha ha. I love it.
  • Maurice: Nice try Mort.
  • Mort: King Julien got me this time.

(The penguins Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private are seen throwing darts at the cardboard of a purple octopus in the target area)

  • Skipper: You know his name and you can see him.
  • Kowalski: Take that Dave! *throw a dart on the cardboard of a purple octopus* Yeah! All of this target smashing is going well Skipper.
  • Skipper: They're all cardboards. This reminded me of fighting a old enemy of ours.
  • Private: Ooh, guys. We got Cheezy Dibbles.
  • Skipper: For snack. Already?
  • Rico: *chew on the hoop*
  • Private: Rico, give us some Cheezy Dibbles.
  • Rico: *spit two four Cheezy Dibbles' bags*
  • Skipper: Alright!
  • Kowalski: *open the bag and eat the Cheezy Dibbles* Every time you eat them, all the cheese puff gas come right into your face.
  • Skipper: We got one in flames too.
  • Rico: *eat spicy Cheezy Dibbles and fire breathe at the teddy bear*
  • Kowalski: Ouch. Poor teddy bear.
  • Private: How did Rico has Spicy Cheezy Dibbles on his body?
  • Skipper: He eats everything like a machine.
  • Rico: *spit out a candy cane*
  • Private: He even choke a candy cane.
  • Skipper: What is your problem with Rico having all the items in his body.
  • Private: Uh?
  • Skipper: Just eat your food man.
  • Private: Alright. Just a little bite of this cheese dibble.

(Vitaly, Gia and Stefano pack their items in the box to prepare for the next circus performance)

  • Vitaly: Things are packing well my friends.
  • Gia: We are going to rock this world like fire.
  • Stefano: Mama mia, i almost forgot the pizza.
  • Vitaly: We already ate them all Stefano.
  • Stefano: Oh my. I knew some of the wild party animals would eat a bunch in one day.
  • Vitaly: The little hoops are the biggest challenges of my life. I almost got hit into one.
  • Gia: You finally managed to spin around and make it to the goal.
  • Vitaly: Just like flying around a target. That's how kids fly their kites.
  • Gia: We're performing great.
  • Stefano: We make a lot of money, am i right?
  • Vitaly: We own this circus now. Look at all the money we own.
  • Stefano: We can play movies, video games, TV shows, VHS tapes, books, posters and so much more.
  • Vitaly: You might wanna budget your money on that.
  • Gia: Just save some for the party animals.
  • Stefano: I guess that's how saving works. Even on a diet.

(The other animals are seen practicing their acts in the circus)

  • Manu: Do it like we always do in our performances.
  • Maya: I'm trying.
  • Esmeralda: We're going to be on a roll.
  • Esperanza: One jump ahead.
  • Ernestina: I can see the bright side.
  • Freddie: We got work do it dogs.
  • Jonesy: Get out of the way.
  • Frankie: I'm calling it for today.
  • Shakey: We should have brought in the cats for the circus.
  • Sammy: There wouldn't be fur power without the cats.
  • Bobby: These suits are just tight as the dresses.

(Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman jump on the trampoline for fun)

  • Alex: Yahoo!
  • Marty: I feel like flying.
  • Gloria: This take me back to the days of living in the zoo.
  • Melman: I miss the zoo.
  • Alex: You know how much i feel about going back to the zoo to do some performances.
  • Marty: Everyone thought we were dead.
  • Alex: They were all wrong. We came back for a brief visit.
  • Gloria: But suddenly, we decided to stay in the circus.
  • Alex: That's our choice. We made the plan up.
  • Marty: That was a great decision you got there Alex. We saved the circus together.
  • Alex: We did all the hard work and dignity is part of it.
  • Marty: We're working hard as usual.
  • Alex: That's just in the tip of the iceberg.
  • Gloria: I like to move it.

(The background song end and back at the forest, Boog and Elliot are sitting on the rock to watch over the woods)

  • Boog: Elliot, does it feel good to live in the forest?
  • Elliot: Yes Boog. You know, friends never stick to the end.
  • Boog: This is more of your lifetime.
  • Elliot: I wish the campers were here so we can try to sneak on one of their picnic baskets.
  • Boog: Man, i'm starving. I wonder what they got in the garbage?
  • Elliot: I thought you hated the garbage.
  • Boog: Blah! I almost forget. i had garbage juice on my mouth before. I would rather eat a turd and die for that.
  • Elliot: Don't be ashamed of yourself. We got plenty of food to eat. Look at the trees. We got fruits and a whole variety of nuts.
  • Boog: We don't eat nuts. Squirrels chew nuts on their mouths.
  • Elliot: How long they keep the nuts for?
  • Boog: Like forever. I wonder why they keep it like keeping items in a vault.
  • Elliot: Remember the moment when i always break my antlers.
  • Boog: Every fall, you always break your antlers. Is that what you always don't get stuck into places?
  • Elliot: It's not a complement you know.
  • Boog: Just saying.
  • Ursa: *show up* Hey boys. What's going on around here.
  • Boog: Ursa, my baby. *hug Ursa*
  • Ursa: You know your manners. When is our honeymoon date?
  • Boog: At night. The beavers got the place set up.
  • Elliot: Ooh, i want to come. I love honeymoons.
  • Boog: No. You're not coming. You already have one.
  • Elliot: What? What is one thing i didn't do wrong?
  • Boog: Every time we tried to have dates, you always pop up and try to ruined it for us. Stay out.
  • Elliot: I thought we were best friends.
  • Boog: Elliot, give us some privacy.
  • Elliot: We did privacy together by sitting on the rock.
  • Boog: Well that's not good enough. Thank you Elliot and have a nice day.
  • Elliot: Jeez, i always feel alone like a lone wolf.
  • Ursa: How about we cheer the deer up?
  • Boog: Let him be himself. We gotta go check on the beavers.
  • Ursa: No problem.
  • Elliot: No more fortune cookies for you Boog.

(Meanwhile on the honeymoon, the beavers are doing a lot of hard work on getting the logs together on the place)

  • Reilly: Get to work people. Boog and Ursa will be here any sooner before construction is complete.
  • Beaver #1: We're doing business.
  • Beaver #2: This one is small.
  • Reilly: It doesn't matter. Just get used to it.
  • Beaver #2: Alright.
  • Boog: *show up with Ursa* Yo, Reilly. Good to see you again.
  • Reilly: What's up Boog? I knew you were going to show up in your honeymoon.
  • Ursa: Wow. Look at the wood.
  • Reilly: It's all made of wood.
  • O'Toole: *pick his ears* Did i smell something chewy?
  • Reilly: All the berries are around the corner.
  • Boog: Blueberries! *eat the blueberries* Mmm mmm mmm, this is the life.
  • Ursa: Better not go crazy on the blueberries, Mr. Boog.
  • Boog: I know my berries.
  • Beaver #3: Hey. We were done collecting these on the bushes.
  • Reilly: Just let the bears eat the berries. We did all the hard work.
  • Ursa: *eat the blueberries* Not bad.
  • Boog: It look like good food to me.
  • Ursa: I would go for a strawberry.
  • Boog: That's my kind of fruit.
  • Reilly: We're just setting up. At night, it will be magical. Lights, fireflies and skeleton leaves will be showing up and we'll jump on the magic balloon at the end.
  • Boog: There is no way we're jumping on a hot air magic balloon.
  • Reilly: Oh, i thought it is a giant marshmallow.
  • Boog: I request you guys to collect oranges, strawberries and apples.
  • Reilly: Any bananas?
  • Boog: The bananas too.
  • Ursa: Don't get too full, or else you explode.
  • Boog: Ha, i take this fat joke right here.
  • O'Toole: I hate fat jokes man.
  • Reilly: O'Toole, get back to work!
  • O'Toole: Alright. Jeez, i wish i was on vacation.
  • Boog: How long will this honeymoon be done for?
  • Reilly: We're already setting up. Be back at night so all of your friends including Elliot can come.
  • Boog: We will. And we promise.
  • Ursa: I hope there's no hunters around to ruin the party.
  • Boog: Open Season will forever be cancelled and never be brought back by mail.
  • Reilly: See ya later love birds.
  • Boog: All good indeed.
  • Ursa: I'm fabulous.
  • Reilly: Okay boys. No more playing and messing around. Get back to your work stations or fix the bridge to cross through.

(Back at Circus Zaragoza, Alex, Gloria, Marty and Melman check on the map to see what places they will perform next)

  • Alex: We went from China, Europe, Canada, New York, Peru and Mexico.
  • Gloria: That's all the states.
  • Marty: What about Antarctica?
  • Alex: Nah. Too cold for us. The animals would freeze to death and we would get sick like jellyfishes.
  • Marty: Darn it.
  • Melman: Have we ever perform a circus at San Diego?
  • Alex: Hmm. We did Africa, Ohio, United Kingdom, France, Germany, and that's all except one thing.
  • Melman: You don't even remember at all, do you?
  • Alex: Of course i do.
  • Melman: Guys. Have we ever perform at San Diego. I'm gonna say it again.
  • Marty: We never did.
  • Gloria: It's the only place we never perform in.
  • Melman: I knew it was going to happen all along.
  • Alex: San Diego is like the only place we never perform in.
  • Gloria: We should tell Vitaly that San Diego is the only one we never perform in.
  • Alex: That's the point i was trying to say.
  • Vitaly: I heard you guys.
  • Alex: What? Vitaly, how did you manage to show up?
  • Vitaly: You were looking right at the map. Where are we heading next?
  • Alex: In our request, San Diego.
  • Gia: Who's San Diego?
  • Stefano: It's a place.
  • Vitaly: I see. We better pack our bags and get on the ride.
  • Marty: Thanks to the penguins' new balloon warping device that will take us fast into places whatever we go.
  • Gloria: San Diego is the only place left to perform in and we're gonna party.
  • Vitaly: We'll reach a milestone as soon as possible.
  • Melman: What are you guys waiting for? Let's go pack.

(The animals started to pack up for the circus as the penguins prepare the big hot air balloon)

  • Skipper: Get your horses on. We're going to need a lot of serum.
  • Private: Medusa serum you ask?
  • Skipper: No. Fast serum. It's a blue serum that make you fast forward anywhere you go.
  • Private: I thought i was going to grow a cartoon hand.
  • Alex: How the boxes going?
  • Vitaly: Lifting up high.
  • Marty: Mason and Phil, how is the engine?
  • Mason: We're in the middle of testing.
  • Phil: *add in the gas fuel*
  • Alex: Wrap up the tent and place it in the box.
  • Gia: Aye aye Alex.
  • Gloria: The fire is about to blow the balloon.
  • Marty: That's the biggest balloon i've ever seen.
  • Melman: Too big to fit for a giraffe.
  • Alex: Alright people. It's time to get on.

(All the animals grab the boxes and place them into the big hot air balloon-like ship. Alex and Skipper started to control the engine of the balloon ship.)

  • Alex: Eyes on the sky.
  • Skipper: Get ready. It might blow like a popcorn bag.
  • Julien: *prepare popcorn on the microwave* Ha ha ha. It pop like a bubble bath.
  • Skipper: Really Julien?
  • Julien: Sorry. I was preparing some snack.
  • Alex: Alright. Let's launch!
  • Skipper: Hit it. *move the balloon ship up*

(The balloon ship fly around in a circle)

  • Alex: Woo hoo.
  • Gloria: Where are we going again?
  • Skipper: What do you mean where are we going? We're going to the ice.
  • Melman: Not the ice. San Diego.
  • Skipper: San Diego. If you say so. Let's go! *zoom the balloon ship*

(The balloon ship started to move faster into the sky as the animals scream as they hold on to the boxes)

  • Melman: I can't take it any longer!
  • Rico: *cover his mouth*
  • Kowalski: We're zooming into the sky.
  • Skipper: I know. It's a swirl of air.
  • Kowalski: We're already there. Just slow down!
  • Skipper: Okay! *slow down the balloon ship*

(The balloon ship warp into another world as they arrive into the forest)

  • Alex: Wow. Tough arrival.
  • Rico: *throw up in the grass of the forest*
  • Skipper: I'm dizzy. Where are we?
  • Melman: This isn't San Diego. We're in the woods!
  • Alex: The woods? There's no way we can perform in the woods if there's no people around.
  • Skipper: Look at the bright side. We got animals. They walk, they climb, they fly and they swim.
  • Vitaly: It smell like camping in here.
  • Julien: No.....no! The whole popcorn bag exploded.
  • Maurice: The balloon ship went too fast. It sucks to be you.
  • Julien: Ugh. Now we got nothing to eat.
  • Mort: We'll find food in the forest.
  • Julien: I would rather eat a garbage hot dog for dinner.
  • Alex: So, we're in the forest. Okay?
  • Skipper: That's not bad of a trip.

(Shaw, Ed and Edna are hunting in the forest as they saw a big hot air balloon-like ship in the sky)

  • Shaw: Holy crab legs. What is that?
  • Ed: It look like there's a circus perform in the air.
  • Shaw: That must be the biggest hot air balloon in the world. Every time there's a series of circus animals, it make me think of the bear i always wanted to shoot in the first place.
  • Edna: You're hunting for bears?
  • Shaw: Bears, deers, skunks, ducks. All kinds of animals. All of their heads will be on display in my house! *evil laugh*
  • Ed: Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Let's shoot the balloon.
  • Shaw: No. We could cause a lot of trouble. They're just setting up.
  • Ed: Alright. Do we wait for the circus animals to land?
  • Shaw: We need to focus on the forest animals. And that bear.
  • Ed: Okay Shaw. We'll listen to your orders.
  • Edna: We'll keep it steady.
  • Shaw: In the meantime, we'll follow the footprints on where the bear could be heading.

TO BE CONTINUED

Next: Madagascar and Open Season: Wild and Free (Chapter 2)




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