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Chapter 4 is the fourth chapter of Madagascar and Open Season: Wild and Free written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "Rock and Roll All Night".

Plot[]

(Back with Alex and Boog's gang in the forest, the animals are giving out high fives after a big journey throughout the cliffs, reaching to the mountain and the big ramps)

  • Boog: Way a go you guys!
  • Alex: High five! *high five everyone*
  • Marty: That's a score one for all of us.
  • Boog: You guys rocked.
  • Skipper: That's the way we do!
  • Kowalski: Uh huh.
  • Private: I like it!
  • Rico: Err.
  • Elliot: Woo! I'm on top of the world!
  • Gloria: I'm queen of the forest y'all!
  • Melman: Man, i feel like the only giraffe standing in the forest.
  • Marty: So does a zebra standing on top of a mountain.
  • Nate: Woof!
  • Boog: Now you know what our forest is all about.
  • Alex: You got everything in touch.
  • Boog: Why do you think we got everything in touch? Man, you are jacked.
  • Alex: How i am jacked? I'm just a simple lion who originally from Africa, but came all the way to New York City.
  • Elliot: You wouldn't be shooting for fireflies, are you?
  • Alex: Uh, no. I'm not a type of firefly type.
  • Giselle: We all should be heading back to the circus.
  • Skipper: You wanna see us perform a circus again?
  • Mr. Weenie: No. He meant, back to the forest. He said.
  • Skipper: Oh, i know what you're talking about, weenie dog.
  • Nate: Woof!
  • Rufus: You know what they say. We're going down the hill to the forest.
  • Boog: Our home is our forest.
  • Elliot: We're born to be wild.
  • Skipper: Like a secret agent bird!
  • Kowalski: Actually, there are about thousand of secret agent birds in the world.
  • Skipper: Top notch. I am one of them who is the elite of the elite force.
  • Private: *kick the rocks* I make the baby rocks fall down.
  • Skipper: Private, don't kick the rocks. It make your feet feel dusty.
  • Private: Sorry.
  • Serge: Alright. Let's go back to the forest.
  • Buddy: Buddy.
  • Gloria: We got this nice view of the mountain.
  • Vitaly: That's what people do when they're hiking.
  • Reilly: I even hike up a rock hill once before we started building wood bridges.
  • Mr. Weenie: Ya. I used to own a dog house before my owners adopted me out of the pet store.
  • Charlene: So does we.
  • Mr. Weenie: Good old times.
  • Rufus: I even miss my old dog house a lot before the forest days.

(Back with Shaw, Ed and Edna, they explore Boog's cave home as they look like all the things Boog owns in his storage)

  • Shaw: Well well well. If it isn't the bear's home. I must found his location!
  • Ed: Ah ha. Where could his stuff be?
  • Edna: It's right there. What were you looking for? A pack of chili fries from Applebee's?
  • Shaw: A empty vending machine? *smash the glass on the vending machine* Useless! There's no snacks in it. Not throwing a dime on my wallet. Let's see. *pick up a teddy bear* Who's the little cute baby bear? *drop the teddy bear* A piece of junk. No one use kiddy toys before.
  • Ed: Ooh, Shaw. You gotta see this.
  • Shaw: Is someone setting up camp here?
  • Edna: Good guess. Look what we found.
  • Shaw: *shocked and see the circus* Holy cookies. Is that a circus tent?
  • Ed: Yes. I didn't know they were setting up a circus there.
  • Shaw: Isn't it run by cows and sheeps? *laugh* Ha! Like who run a circus in the forest? It doesn't even exist man!
  • Edna: They did perform a circus before in the forest.
  • Shaw: It was another forest. And i didn't even bother trying to shoot up a bear that reside in that circus. I'm going to franchised this circus up.
  • Ed: Where you going? It's a private property. You can't go in here.
  • Shaw: I don't care. You guys come while i'll look for some bear fur to rag up.
  • Ed: We could really get into a lot of trouble for trespassing a private property.
  • Shaw: No one is gonna watch us. Let's go!
  • Edna: I can't trust this guy on all his undergoing process. Do you Ed?
  • Ed: Nah. We'll just go follow his schemes.

(Inside of Circus Zaragoza, Shaw look around the details of the circus as Ed and Edna follow along)

  • Shaw: Where are the people? They were suppose to be guarding the animals over. What's this? *take the balls out* Balls? Why would i need a ball for? Are they designing a polka-dot themed wig or something? *throw a ball against the tent* Useless.
  • Ed: *put on a afro wig* Ooh, i'm a rainbow afro man.
  • Edna: *put on a afro wig* I look like a disco lady from the 80s.
  • Ed: Throwback to the 80s, Edna.
  • Edna: He he he. I like your sense of humor Ed.
  • Ed: This beat a nickel from the 70s.
  • Shaw: Will you two stop playing around? We got some work to do and all you do is fun around the circus.
  • Ed: Oh. *take off the afro wig* I didn't know this wig belong to the circus.
  • Edna: *take off the afro wig* I thought it was a prop or a fake wig.
  • Shaw: Hmm, where are the bears? *look at the weapons* What is this? *use a ray gun* Boom! I didn't know this place got weapons. What's this? *make a jet pack fly* What is going on in here? Is this a secret agent lab or a lab expo?
  • Ed: Look at the rings? The littlest one get the cake.
  • Edna: Is someone married to a tiger? *see a picture of Vitaly with red lips and a bowl of water*
  • Ed: *look at the dog dresses* Ooh, who has a little dress on?
  • Shaw: Do not touch the dresses! What are you? A sugar butch?
  • Ed: There's no people. I'm confused. It's like a circus is abandoned and no one really bought the circus for a million of dollars.
  • Shaw: Something seems fishy in here. Who run this circus? The animals?
  • Edna: I wouldn't laugh my butt over a circus of animals.
  • Shaw: Oh, when you hear this. You're going to pretend a world full of animals taking over all of us, making us act like animals in the streets and be treated in some human control ruled by every bear alike. *have a nightmare of animals taking over the city with beavers throwing wood at each other, deers dancing in the disco, lions fighting over each other and animals driving on cars while walking with humans acting like dogs* The whole nightmare future is what i could imagined. A dark future, a dark timeline and a dark vision. No animal can be crazy on treating us like treats and throwing us away in garbage cans. *sense Boog as a present, standing on his platform in the White House with other bears standing on his side* You see my worst enemy here. Taking over the president position and acting like the president of the entire world. Not just in the United States of America. Everywhere!
  • Ed: Whoa. So does that means we're the enemies?
  • Shaw: Yes! *sniff* The animals are coming.
  • Edna: The animals?
  • Shaw: It's getting fishy in here. Hide!
  • Ed: We gotta get out. There's no way to hide.
  • Shaw: Hide in the boxes you stupid!
  • Ed: Oi, right. *hide on the boxes with Edna and Shaw*

(Alex and Boog's gang return to the main area of the forest as they head over close to Circus Zaragoza)

  • Alex: And we are now back at the forest.
  • Boog: That was a long way back in the main spot.
  • Elliot: I can really feel the groove.
  • Gia: We walked all the way back like a family.
  • Skipper: We are family.
  • Rico: *hug Private* Ah.
  • Private: Hey, what you hugging me for?
  • Kowalski: Skipper told Rico to.
  • Private: Oh get away Rico.
  • Skipper: Nah, you like it. Right Rico?
  • Rico: *shook head as yes*
  • Ian: Now since we went all the way far, i wonder what is inside of the circus.
  • Alex: You wanna know what is inside of the circus?
  • Boog: Yes. We all want to check the inside of the circus.
  • Vitaly: Whoa, hold it. This is a circus for circus animals only. You're not circus animals, are you?
  • Boog: We're just visitors. We didn't mean to bother taking a look at your forest.
  • Vitaly: I don't think so. We only set up for a world search study.
  • Gia: Vitaly, just let them in.
  • Stefano: Give them a chance.
  • Alex: Vitaly, if we asked nicely, can you let Boog and the others look at the circus?
  • Vitaly: Well fine. Have a look at yourself.
  • Boog: Hey hey, we're all going in, right?
  • Mr. Weenie: Ya.
  • Nate: Woof!
  • Buddy: Buddy.
  • Fifi: I can't believe it's the second time looking at a circus.

(Alex and Boog's gang take a look at Circus Zaragoza while Shaw, Ed and Edna keep moving around to hide on drawers)

  • Alex: This is our precious home. The circus!
  • Boog: This is where you sleep?
  • Alex: We actually travel around places to perform our show anywhere we go.
  • Julien: Just like partying in Madagascar!
  • Sonya: *growls*
  • Boog: Wow, whoa. You're all talented. What is this gear spy stuff?
  • Skipper: *block the spy gear from Boog* Whoa, don't touch that. This is private. No touch.
  • Boog: I was just looking at it.
  • Skipper: These spy gears are for our missions. We travel all across the world to take down bad guys and criminals.
  • Boog: You fight against criminals?
  • Elliot: Like wow. Who are the criminals? Hunters?
  • Skipper: Hunters count. They take to shoot on ducks when they fly in the sky in armies.
  • Deni: *duck down*
  • Serge: Oh brother. Very nervous about you.
  • Boog: Like you guys watching, no one is going to touch a wig on us.
  • Skipper: This circus got plenty of wigs.
  • Alex: Our afro wigs really suite us.
  • Stefano: It really rock out the whole world.
  • Marty: *hear tripping sounds* What was that?
  • Private: Uh, there's a ghost in here.
  • Boog: Ghost? What ghost?
  • Alex: There can't be a ghost in here. This circus never do spooky stuff for Halloween when we perform in these special events.
  • Gloria: There's footprints on the floor!
  • Ian: Which means someone must have walked in the place.
  • Alex: Thieves. Who is trying to steal our items?
  • Vitaly: It's the footprints of a human being. This could get real dangerous in here.
  • Alex: Where are the criminals?
  • Shaw: *hiding in a box, holding out his shotgun to Alex* Aim on the lion's mane. Steady. And shoot! *shoot a bullet*
  • Marty: Look out Alex!
  • Alex: Whoa!
  • Boog: Holy sharp! *push Alex while the bullet is shooting*
  • Alex: Boog! Why did you push me for?
  • Boog: I know there's a hunter sneaking!
  • Shaw: *pop out of the box* Surprise! Predator.
  • Boog: *shocked in fear* No.....no.....no. It cannot be.
  • Elliot: What is Shaw doing at the circus? Is there a actor trying to perform a show for us?
  • Boog: Get out of the circus! *fight Shaw*
  • Shaw: *shoot everywhere with his shotgun* You're all going to break out loose!
  • Ed: *pop out of the box* Let's break some hell!
  • Edna: *pop out of the box* It's the wild west shooting time!
  • Alex: Hunters!
  • Elliot: We gotta get out of here!
  • Boog: Everyone leave the circus! I'll handle the hunters with Alex.
  • Skipper: Oi. We better evacuate the party to safety outside.
  • Julien: I'm too young to die!
  • Boog: *roar at the hunters*
  • Shaw: Bring it on bear. You're going back to the animal shelter!
  • Boog: *punch Shaw*
  • Shaw: *fight Boog*
  • Ed: Shoot the lion!
  • Alex: *roar at Ed and Edna*
  • Edna: I got the predator from Africa! *shoot*
  • Alex: *dodge a bullet and claw out Ed and Edna*
  • Ed: Don't eat us! We're too young to die!
  • Edna: Take our French fry shop!
  • Alex: *growls*
  • Boog: *throw Shaw at the circus hoops*
  • Shaw: Stupid hoops. I'm going to throw you away on a hoop! *throw the hoops at Boog*
  • Boog: *break the hoops and fight Shaw*
  • Shaw: Get outta here bear! You ain't welcome to this world!
  • Boog: *roar at Shaw*
  • Shaw: The screams! It hurts!
  • Alex: *hold Ed and Edna*
  • Ed: It's the lion! It's the lion!
  • Edna: He's a big predator!
  • Alex: My lunch! My throw! *throw Ed and Edna off the circus*
  • Ed: Whoa! Let's run!
  • Edna: We'll meet back at the forest!
  • Shaw: *push Boog* I'm going to give you a nice little cut of blood. *use a glass bear to cut Boog's fur*
  • Boog: *roar*
  • Alex: Boog. No. Grrr, i'm going to feast on somebody's size. *roar at Shaw*
  • Shaw: *run away* You'll never catch me you son of clutches! I'll get you with the whole pack! *follow Ed and Edna*
  • Alex: Hunters.
  • Boog: Oh look what they done?!
  • Alex: It's a little cut Boog. It's going to hurt a little bit.
  • Boog: That Shaw is gonna pay. He should have been dead years ago.
  • Alex: Let's go catch up with the gang.

(As Shaw, Ed and Edna left Circus Zaragoza after a unexpected attack, the hunters catch up with each other at the other side)

  • Shaw: That darn bear is now teaming up with a zoo lion!
  • Ed: It got the Mighty Grizzly with him. It's no use.
  • Edna: The whole circus is filled with party animals.
  • Shaw: I hate those party animals with a burning passion! I can't believe they run the circus themselves with any human taking care of these endangered species. I'm going to bring back Open Season and but an end to this circus clown misery.
  • Ed: How are we going to bring back Open Season? Didn't that season shut down years ago after a war in the forest?
  • Shaw: I'm going to go to Gordy's place and bring it all back in action. But first, we need to rest.
  • Edna: How are we going to rest? We don't have any tents to set up.
  • Shaw: Just follow me. We're going to my house.
  • Ed: You own a house in the forest?
  • Shaw: That's where i live.
  • Edna: You're very lucky to live in the forest where you can hunt down those animals easily.
  • Shaw: This is what i do all day. Shoot at the animals for their heads chopped off.

(Back with the animals, Alex and Boog catch up with the rest of the forest animals along with the circus animals)

  • Alex: Hey guys, did anyone get hurt?
  • Gloria: No one really got hurt.
  • Melman: It was just an itch
  • Skipper: We almost trip our flippers over.
  • Mason: We're all safe and sound.
  • Alex: Glad you're all okay. You all couldn't have gotten hurt by a single bullet if it weren't for a hunter.
  • Private: I really hate hunters so much with a burning passion.
  • Alex: There is nothing to worry about. The hunters are gone at last.
  • Boog: We didn't see the last of Shaw.
  • Marty: What's a Shaw?
  • Gloria: Who is Shaw?
  • Boog: Shaw is one of my worst enemies. He tried to shoot me with one of his bullets and try to go against me. I hate that guy a lot.
  • Elliot: I can't believe he's back with his friends. What's next? Bringing a hunter pack over? Give me a break.
  • Gia: Like the world is going to fall with a bunch of deadly diseases.
  • Boog: I know that guy is still up for revenge. He's going to try to shoot up on me and that's when i'm dead!
  • Elliot: There is no reason to be dead Boog. You have us. We're family.
  • Elvis: You always have us Boog.
  • Boog: Maybe, i don't need to care about my worst nightmare. I'll ignore Shaw for a day.
  • Alex: We gotta do more fun with you Boog. What do you want us to do?
  • Boog: How about we rock and roll all night!
  • Elliot: Oh! Boog want us to rock and roll all night!
  • Skipper: How long we're going to party all night for?
  • Boog: Uh, how about before the sun is down.
  • Skipper: Yeah. We can do that.
  • Private: How are we going to party when the sun is not down yet?
  • Kowalski: We'll party right here.
  • Rico: *make guitar noises*
  • Alex: Yeah. That's what i like fun. We like to party!
  • Marty: Just like at Six Flags.
  • Boog: It's party time people!
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Elliot: No hunter included. We're all good.

(The background song "Rock and Roll All Nite" by Kiss plays as the animals party in the circus with the penguins dancing on the dance floor)

  • Alex: Yeah! Rock on!
  • Boog: I got a load of tubes for you! *throw the tubes on the floor*
  • Mr. Weenie: It's a whole lot of tubes for everyone.
  • Fifi: There's a whole bunch of them.
  • Roger: Whoa!
  • Nate: Woof!
  • Phil: *prepare the cards*
  • Mason: We got the whole game to play. Don't you think Phil?
  • Phil: *hold up the cards*
  • Mason: *hold up the cards* Watch and learn.
  • Vitaly: Let's light up the circus. *hold the stick as the circus lights up*
  • Elliot: Woo!
  • Reilly: This kick butt!
  • McSquizzy: Oi! I like this.
  • Ursa: Neon colors are my favorite.
  • Julien: *scream* I am getting ready to party!
  • Sonya: *yawn*
  • Maurice: Moving like jagger.
  • Mort: Ha ha ha ha ha. I love the candy. *eat a bunch of candy*
  • Alex: Twist up! *throw the hoops on the air*
  • Horses: *jump in the hoops*
  • Elephants: *eat the peanuts and make noises*
  • Private: *roll* Wee!
  • Elliot: *open up the drinks* Lemonade!
  • Everyone: *drink a whole lot of lemonade and spit them all out*
  • Marty: Come on. You all want to splash like water sprays.
  • Melman: That's what every zebra does all day.
  • Gloria: I like them small.
  • Alex: *play with a guitar* Yeah! *make silly faces*
  • Boog: Ha ha ha. I can barely watch this all day.
  • Alex: Footloose!
  • Boog: And a point break. *pretend to make a gun shot* Phew.
  • Elliot: This just made my day.
  • Giselle: Unbelievable.

(The background song end as the animals had so much fun together in Circus Zaragoza as they all went outside to relax in the woods)

  • Boog: Aw. Partying never get old.
  • Alex: It sure does my friend.
  • Elliot: It was wild and crazy.
  • Gloria: At least, i still like to move it somehow.
  • Mr. Weenie: *yawn* Ya, i'm getting tired. What time it is?
  • Charlene: The sun is getting real low.
  • Rufus: Holy chambers! We gotta get back to the owners. Boog, we gotta go.
  • Boog: You're leaving already?
  • Alex: Where are you heading?
  • Mr. Weenie: Alex, we would love to spend time with you, but we really gotta get going with our owners. We'll see you tomorrow first thing in the morning.
  • Gia: It's great seeing you dogs.
  • Roger: And cats!
  • Nate: Woof!
  • Stanley: Whatever.
  • Roberto: It was a big blast from the start.
  • Gloria: Thanks for coming to the circus and we hope to come back for more fun tomorrow.
  • Freddie: We're going to have a challenge between our dogs.
  • Mr. Weenie: We'll see about that mister. Ya.
  • Elliot: Good luck hanging out with the owners in the trailer cars.
  • Mr. Weenie: We will. Come on dogs. It's time to get going.
  • Rufus: Man, i thought the lion was a wild one.
  • Charlene: He came out of the jungle, did he?
  • Roger: He was more of a beast.
  • Alex: I love when my fans give me a little feedback.
  • Gia: I'm pretty sure they love you alright.
  • Alex: I'm born to be a famous star.
  • Boog: When you're in control, you're standing in the spotlight.
  • Ursa: That's the beauty my love.
  • Boog: Oh sugar booger, it doesn't get any better than this.
  • Ursa: *rub on Boog's head* My little chocolate chip cookie.
  • Boog: You're such a cutie pie.
  • Ursa: Aw, you're so cute.
  • Nate: Woof!
  • Buddy: Buddy.

(The penguins Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private were relaxing on their own as they got an idea to hang out on their own in the forest)

  • Skipper: Hey boys. This give me an idea to hang out in the woods.
  • Kowalski: Let's go snap out some hunters in the wild.
  • Rico: Yeah yeah yeah.
  • Private: Like where are they hanging out in?
  • Skipper: They'll be hanging out in bars or camps. I think the party is at the bar.
  • Private: A bar? Like a golden bar in the vault that we snuck in before?
  • Skipper: Not in a fort. The hunter's search party is in one of those snack bars. Let's go fetch some hunters boys.
  • Kowalski: Right in.
  • Private: Right on.
  • Rico: *act like a chicken*
  • Skipper: They better give us the deals on flipping tables. Or else i'm going to lose my feathers.
  • Kowalski: But we don't have any feathers.
  • Skipper: We won't eat fish for a week!
  • Private: I don't want that to happen.
  • Skipper: Then you better give us a good day.
  • Private: Okay. I'll always listen to what the boss says.

(The sun is about to go down as sunset is about to rise with Alex and Boog's gang getting ready to go to sleep)

  • Alex: The sun's getting real low. This is our time to sleep.
  • Boog: We had a whole long day of you guys bringing your circus over. You guys can do it again someday.
  • Alex: Maybe tomorrow, or two.
  • Marty: I'm going for another performance.
  • Elliot: We need some new tricks. How about we use the balloons and swallow the air in order to act like chipmunks.
  • Alex: We can do that?
  • Boog: It's a thing. Me and Elliot break out of a supermarket before to party around the store and use one of the balloons to sound like high-pitched chipmunks.
  • Marty: Ha. You really can use a balloon to sound like that.
  • Elliot: That's funny!
  • Gloria: You can really go for a slow-pitch voice.
  • Boog: I wouldn't sound in a slow-pitch voice if i was a big black bear.
  • Melman: What is your catchphrase?
  • Boog: My catchphrase? You wanna know what my catchphrase is? *stand up* Behold! The Mighty Grizzly!
  • Alex: The greatest show performer ever lived!
  • Marty: You should really perform in a basic show.
  • Boog: I should have been back at Timberline by now.
  • Alex: And i should return to Central Park Zoo to perform my antics.
  • Boog: We really miss our homes.
  • Marty: I miss the zoo. I miss all the animals back there and even the food we used to get for dinner.
  • Gloria: Be proud that we're living in the circus to perform all over the world.
  • Melman: At least, we were close to going to San Diego Zoo.
  • Alex: Oh well. I'm off to bed.
  • Boog: Wait a minute, we're not sleeping on the bed. We're sleeping on the ground.
  • Alex: Whatever. Goodnight Boog.
  • Boog: Goodnight Alex.
  • Elliot: Don't let the bed bugs bite your furs.
  • Marty: Sweet dreams. *sleep with the gang*

(Back with the penguins, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private are sneaking in the forest as they walk throughout the bushes)

  • Skipper: Well boys, this is our night.
  • Kowalski: Everyone's sleeping and the sky is going dark.
  • Private: Uh, Skipper? Are we sure we could see some werewolves howling in the rocks?
  • Skipper: They don't exist Private. What have gone into you?
  • Rico: *chew on his flippers*
  • Private: Oh, Skipper. You heard me. There are always nightmare beasts around this area. It's always scary to be in the dark when you have these monsters spooking up on your bed.
  • Skipper: Private, just leave it alone. It's not even dark yet.
  • Kowalski: We only got 'til dark time.
  • Rico: *point out the bar* Bar! Bar! Bar!
  • Skipper: What is it Rico?
  • Kowalski: Are we going to order a fish sandwich to go, or are we going to fall on a landslide?
  • Private: Rico is pointing out a restaurant.
  • Skipper: A restaurant! Rico, show me the place.
  • Rico: *show the penguins the bar* Ta ta ta!

(Bikers are seen outside, moving their bikes with people cheering as the monster trucks came, holding up America flags with people cheering, acting wild and crazy with their beers while some of smoking and dropping cigarettes on the grass)

  • Private: Yikes. It's ugly and beautiful.
  • Skipper: Sweet old bar. It got a variety of crazy people in the back-up.
  • Kowalski: Actually, it's a diner. More of a bar where adults go to drink their liquor drinks.
  • Skipper: Who drink liquor anyways?
  • Kowalski: It's also own as spirit. No kid is allowed to drink this kind of drink as taking drugs, cause we hate drugs.
  • Private: Who use drugs? Only squids use drugs to squash themselves.
  • Skipper: Let's go take a look at this crazy bar right here.
  • Kowalski: Why would you go to a bar filled with crazy people alike?
  • Skipper: To see how people enjoy and rock around the counters. Let's go.
  • Kowalski: We're going to take a first look with the bar.

(The penguins went inside of the bar as we see bikers drinking up their drinks, people doing arm wrestling, people eating their chicken and fries as the ladies pour their cups with beer to drink on their mouths. "Hard to Handle" by The Black Crowes play on the jukebox as the penguins walk in the bar.)

  • Skipper: Holy crab. Look at this place.
  • Kowalski: It's bonkers.
  • Rico: *spit out a bunch of golden teeth*
  • Private: It's crazy. We should get going.
  • Skipper: Ooh, they got a casino!
  • Private: What?
  • Skipper: How about we play some checkers, eh?
  • Kowalski: Let's go crazy.

(The penguins play some checkers as they drop the coins on the table as Skipper and Private play some cards with Kowalski and Rico setting up a house of cards)

  • Skipper: It's not Go Fish you know.
  • Private: Why can't we play the real games right here where the strong tuff guys are playing?
  • Skipper: Focus on the basic Private.
  • Private: Aw.
  • Kowalski: Say hello to my little friend. The house of cards!
  • Rico: *roar and tear down the house of cards*
  • Kowalski: Come on Rico. We just made it together.
  • Rico: *shake his head*
  • Kowalski: Whatever. I just give up. I'm going to ride on the bull ride. Wanna come?
  • Skipper: We'll be watching you like you're going on a cowboy show.
  • Private: I'm going to watch you ride like a low rider.

(Kowalski go bull riding on a mechanical bull, cheering like a cowboy as Skipper, Rico and Private watch him ride cherish)

  • Kowalski: Woo! Yeah! I'm rocking like a cowboy!
  • Skipper: Yee-haw Kowalski! You're scrolling to the wild west!
  • Rico: Woo!
  • Private: Shake it up!
  • Kowalski: Come on! G'day mates! Jumping like a kangaroo! Kick some donkey butt!
  • Skipper: You meant to say the A-word.
  • Kowalski: I refuse to. It's a bad word and we all know it.
  • Skipper: I respect your decision. But keep riding like a wild west boy!
  • Kowalski: Let's go! I'm going to win the derby with a million of coins! Yee-haw boys!
  • Private: I'm starving. *see people talking on the table* Ooh, look.

(Three rednecks were eating their burgers and steak as their tummies started to growl as they stop eating)

  • Redneck #1: Man, this food is killing.
  • Redneck #2: I had the best burger in my life.
  • Redneck #3: I guess we're done for today. That's enough food to but in my stomachs.
  • Redneck #1: What a night. Let's go to the movies in Timberline.
  • Redneck #2: Yeah right. I hope the hot chicks clean this table like a seal.
  • Redneck #3: We're outta here. This bar rocks! *leave the bar with his friends*
  • Private: Oh god, leftovers!
  • Skipper: Are you guys thinking what i'm thinking?
  • Rico: Eh.
  • Skipper: Private said, we should eat the leftovers!
  • Private: Let's eat them up!
  • Kowalski: Oh yeah! *jump off the mechanical bull* Whoa! *crash on the wood* Bummer. It crashed like wood.

(Moments later, Kowalski join in Skipper, Rico and Private to eat the leftovers the rednecks left on the table when they left the place)

  • Kowalski: Aye aye aye. My head.
  • Skipper: How's the bull ride Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: It was a monster.
  • Rico: *eat all the fries*
  • Private: Where's the fish? Ah. *eat the fish*
  • Skipper: Man, i'm going to eat this chewy sandwich like crazy. *eat the half-burger* Taste like chicken. We feel a lot like predators!
  • Kowalski: *eat the whole bread* Bread is gooey like pizza dough. Wrong! It taste like hot dog bun.
  • Skipper: I'm going to rock this meal like a pizza slice.

(Three thugs show up to confront the penguins Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private from eating the leftovers)

  • Thug #1: Well well well. Lookie here boys. A bunch of baby penguins on the table.
  • Thug #2: What are these fat birds doing here?
  • Skipper: Hey, you. Over here. Look down. You have a problem with penguins?
  • Thug #3: What are you looking at?
  • Skipper: You got yourself a neckbeard, huh?
  • Thug #3: Awkward huh? No pets allowed in this roadhouse and this bar. Ever!
  • Kowalski: Uh, i think we came to the wrong place.
  • Rico: *throw up some steak sauce*
  • Private: Huh? We just got here like a second ago.
  • Thug #1: *grab Skipper* What is this? A talking penguin toy? Is this some kind of animatronic toy working in shift with a waitress?
  • Skipper: Who's the hole?! *jump and punch a thug*
  • Thug #1: *bump into a bunch of bikers*
  • Biker #1: Hey you!
  • Biker #2: Watch it dummy.
  • Thug #1: You're messing with me.
  • Biker #3: You wanna fight.
  • Thug #1: Bring it on! *fight the bikers*
  • Thug #2: Ah! *slam the table with the penguins out as the food is spread to most of the people*
  • Everyone: *cause a mayhem to the whole bar*
  • Skipper: Where in the world did we come in?
  • Rico: *spit out a coin as the coin hit the button on the jukebox to change the song to "Macho Man" by Village People*
  • Everyone: *break the streets as they punch each other on the windows*
  • Skipper: Holy cow. Now that's a big fight.
  • Private: There's a lot of big crowdy people.
  • Skipper: That's my friends is called a big brawl out.
  • Kowalski: This is what every bar and roadhouse is like.
  • Private: Are we going to see them fight all night in the bar?
  • Skipper: Who cares. Let's get outta here.
  • Private: Right in.
  • Kowalski: Right on.
  • Rico: *chew on the steak bone*
  • Skipper: Rico, let's go. Stop eating that leftover steak piece.
  • Rico: Eh. *drop the steak piece and follow the penguins*
  • Everyone: *most of the bikers are slammed at the counters*

(The penguins left the bar as everyone still continue to fight in the bar in and out)

  • Skipper: This is the best time of our lives!
  • Kowalski: Man, it's really killing in here.
  • Private: We played some cards. Oh, we had a little fun with the coins. And boo-yah! Kowalski had a great ride with a bull.
  • Kowalski: It was a fake bull. I wish it was a moose.
  • Rico: *clean his nose on his beak*
  • Skipper: I'm feeling drunk in here.
  • Kowalski: We better head home.
  • Skipper: Come on. The bar is trying to stop on us with this loud music.
  • Private: We'll be good on the go.
  • Rico: Ya ya ya.
  • Kowalski: Rolling rolling rolling.

TO BE CONTINUED

Next: Madagascar and Open Season: Wild and Free (Chapter 5)

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