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Chapter 5 is the fifth chapter of Madagascar and Open Season: Wild and Free written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "Hunter Heist".

Plot[]

(Back with Shaw, Ed and Edna, the group made it to Shaw's house in the forest)

  • Ed: Ooh, you have a home in the forest.
  • Shaw: Yes. This is where i live. If they try to put up a eviction sign on my front door, i'll throw a deer horn on their little heads.
  • Ed: Just a reminder, you always pay your taxes and bills on time to prevent any cop or manager kicking you out of your property.
  • Shaw: Yes! Also, this is a private area. No one is allowed to come near my house unless i know you or is a friend of mine for a long period of time.
  • Edna: You got a nice rocking chair.
  • Shaw: It's just like any rocking chair a old man use. Wanna know what's inside of my big house?
  • Ed: Yes. I would love to look at your house.
  • Shaw: Then come inside fellas.

(Shaw, Ed and Edna enter inside Shaw's house as Shaw show Ed and Edna the living room with animals hanging on the wall with animal-themed items in the house)

  • Shaw: Welcome to my house. Ooh, does it look scary to you?
  • Ed: Yikes! All the animals are dead! Look at their display in the walls.
  • Shaw: Let's just say, i kill every animal in the wild. Sabotage their heads and use their chopped off heads on the walls. Every hunter have sell their animal replica in stores.
  • Edna: You're pretty much of a animal hunter, right?
  • Shaw: Yes. I am the master of killing every animal in the world. My weapon gallery is pretty closest to having one of the most powerful weapons to shoot on every animal. You know what? I hate bears more than deers.
  • Ed: Man, you're sharp.
  • Edna: I bet you can shoot up a lion with one of your bullets.
  • Shaw: And i swear to lord mercy, if a tiger come into my way, i'm shooting the living hell out of it and make a rug for my main door.
  • Edna: Add some tiger sauce on the meat.
  • Ed: With some sweet pepper.
  • Shaw: Come to my room. I need to show you something special underneath the bed.
  • Ed: We'll follow you in the bedroom.
  • Edna: Just like a tour.

(Shaw show his bedroom to Ed and Edna in the house)

  • Shaw: Welcome to my bedroom.
  • Ed: That's a nice bedroom.
  • Edna: It's simple.
  • Shaw: It's ain't that simple. Every master bedroom have looked like this. Plus, i don't even have a TV in my drawer case.
  • Ed: You never watched TV? How do you watch the news?
  • Shaw: I'm ain't a news reporter. Since you two are here, i would love to show you my ultimate secret weapon i will use to kill the bear and lion.
  • Ed: You got a ultimate secret weapon to show us?
  • Edna: What is in your ultimate secret weapon?
  • Shaw: I didn't show it to you all yet. I am about to reveal it to you. It's underneath my bed. Are you ready to see the ultimate secret weapon?
  • Ed: Yes. Show us.
  • Shaw: Here you have it. *take the blanket off his bed to reveal his ammo gun* Here comes my ammo gun!
  • Ed: Wow.
  • Edna: It look like a rifle and sniper gun all together.
  • Shaw: A friend of mine build this for me at a gun store. This is the most powerful weapon my friend have ever build. Every hunter should have gotten this.
  • Ed: We're going to be shooting like animals.
  • Shaw: We're not animals you idiot!
  • Ed: Oh, i thought we shoot deers and reindeers in the winter time.
  • Shaw: Tomorrow, we are going to bring back Open Season.
  • Edna: How are we going to bring back Open Season? You have to tell Gordy about it.
  • Shaw: I don't care about what Gordy says. I'm bringing it back for the hunters to go shoot up these animals as we will sell their skins as socks, hats, rugs and even displays.
  • Edna: Hail Shaw.
  • Ed: All Hail the Hunter Master.
  • Shaw: Good indeed. You'll be getting some rest tomorrow. Soon, i will have my ultimate weapon to charge up with bullets to prepare for an upcoming war. *evil laugh*

(Back with Mr. Weenie's gang, the dogs return to their owners as the owners were worried where the dogs were as the dogs return to the trailer cars with the owners waiting on them. Nate then catch up with the pets as he is always the last one behind to catch up with his friends and owners.)

  • Bobbie: Mr. Weenie! You're back!
  • Bob: We were all worried about you. You took this long walk from the forest all this way from here.
  • Mr. Weenie: *bark*
  • Fifi: It's good to be home.
  • Roberto: Well, we're going to be riding on those trailer cars again.
  • Stanley: I feel like it's getting cold in here.
  • Mr. Weenie: *get placed on the ground by Bobbie* Ya, we're not in trouble.
  • Charlene: If we were super late, we're totally screwed up.
  • Rufus: We'll be screwed like the tragedy in the pet water park.
  • Fifi: I don't wanna talk about it ever again. I feel embarrassed when i hear the time when we had a fight in that water park mainly for pets when Boog and his gang were around.
  • Rufus: *yawn* Oh well folks. We'll better be sleeping.
  • Mr. Weenie: We're going back inside.
  • Roberto: Right at it Weenie.
  • Charlene: Tomorrow, everything will be just fine.
  • Rufus: Just like you mentioned.

(Back with the penguins, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private return to the forest where most of Alex and Boog's gang are taking a rest)

  • Skipper: Back so soon? Gosh, time flies so fast.
  • Kowalski: We can see all of our amazing friends like Alex and Julien taking a rest.
  • Skipper: That's how sleeping on time works.
  • Rico: *snore*
  • Private: There it is. The sun is down.
  • Skipper: It's time for the sun to move around to other places around the world. In this side, we got the night side.
  • Private: I see the Moon!
  • Skipper: Big rock of floating land, right Private?
  • Private: The Moon is a planet.
  • Skipper: No it's not Private.
  • Private: How come? The sun is also a planet.
  • Skipper: How is a sun a planet if it made of fire and lava? It's a comet that orbit on the planet every hundred years. Or a year or so.
  • Kowalski: *yawn* We should be getting some rest right now.
  • Skipper: Right. Goodnight boys. This is going to be our sleeping spot for the night.
  • Private: I'm going to feel that wind tomorrow.
  • Kowalski: You might be looking for fish in the morning.
  • Private: We'll see about that.
  • Skipper: Now sleep.
  • Rico: *yawn* Yap yap yap. *sleep with his friends*

(The next morning at the roadhouse-like bar, a lot of bikers and people are seen laying down as some are lazy, tired and defeated after the big brawl from last night)

  • Biker #1: What time it is?
  • Biker #2: I can't feel the groove.
  • Biker #3: Stupid place. I'm going home.

(Shaw, Ed and Edna arrive as the people are shocked to see Shaw entering the place)

  • Thug #1: It's a outlaw!
  • Thug #2: It can't be.
  • Thug #3: It's Shaw!
  • Shaw: Well, well, well. What a lazy place to go to. There's nothing much to be seen. I'm getting outta here.
  • Bodyguard: Hold it. Where are you going?
  • Shaw: What is this place? Is this where we can get our breakfast like eggs and bacon bits?
  • Bodyguard: You ain't going anywhere. Are you the same hunter that tried to shoot up the Mighty Grizzly back at Timberline?
  • Shaw: Da da da da. We don't talk about that!
  • Ed: This place is giving me the creeps.
  • Edna: Come on Mr. Ed. It's all the wild and crazy people to meet up.
  • Thug #4: Listen up, Shaw. This is no place for hunters. We saw you on TV with all your hunters on the fight in the forest. You either get a beer or get out.
  • Shaw: *hold a gun to a thug* Not so fast. I didn't even get my order yet.
  • Thug #4: You're not going after the bear, are you?
  • Shaw: *put down his gun* Ah. Now we're talking business.
  • Thug #4: What are you going to do?
  • Shaw: Since all of your men are here, we are planning to bring back Open Season for business! We'll bring every hunter in the campaign and shoot up all the animals in the forest and burn down this whole forest in flames. After the forest burns down, a new city will be born, filled with hunters and weapons alike!
  • Thug #4: Uh, Shaw. You can't necessary bring back Open Season. It's up to Gordy and the mayor's rules to decide when to bring it back or not.
  • Shaw: I don't care what Gordy, or the mayor or the governor says! I should be in charge in here. I should have won that election where the mayor sheriff was electing. I'm going to bring it all back in business! In the end, i'll work as a camp tour guide for the rest of my life and see Old Shaw as a living man.
  • Thug #4: You'll never see the past, present and future. The only way to see your limits is in you!
  • Shaw: This ain't right. If you're not going to turn your back on the animals, then you're turning your back on the wrong person! *push the thug to the table*
  • Everyone: *shocked*
  • Bodyguard: That's it! I'm calling the cops!
  • Shaw: You call the cops! I'll call the sheriff on you! The fight isn't over until the bear is dead.
  • Waitress #1: Sir, you cannot be causing violence in here. You either order or leave.
  • Waitress #2: It's part of our policy sir.
  • Ed: I'm getting crazy in here.
  • Edna: I would never come back to this place, ever.
  • Bodyguard: Face the consequences! Leave or you see your jury time.
  • Shaw: Auuaagghhhh!!!! *kick a broken cup* I quit! Come on Ed and Edna, we're going to go to Timberline to see Gordy.
  • Ed: What are you going to say to Gordy?
  • Edna: You got a plan to bring back what yours?
  • Shaw: I'm going to do it my way. It's not his problem or the forest.
  • Bodyguard: What kind of hunter is he.
  • Waitress #1: He should have been to rehab a year ago.

(Back at the forest, Alex and Boog's gang wake up all together after one night sleeping in the woods)

  • Alex: Good morning Boog.
  • Boog: Good morning Alex.
  • Marty: Man, the heat is on.
  • Melman: Oof. It's too hot in here. It's like summer came to the season early.
  • Gloria: It's winter. You'll have warm in every place you go.
  • Skipper: Wow. The sun is back boys. We can wake up.
  • Kowalski: It's like feeling the breeze.
  • Private: I don't feel the breeze.
  • Rico: *shake head*
  • Vitaly: Animals of Circus Zaragoza, we have a tight schedule to catch up.
  • Gia: The sun is really strong on us.
  • Stefano: We haven't practice any circus acts for a while. When are we going to get some practicing?
  • Ursa: You guys are doing a circus performance?
  • Vitaly: Yes. Every day, we get our acts together. We strive to success, stay hungry, get on tight and stretch for success. We are circus animals, not zoo animals.
  • Ursa: I have once performed in a circus prior to meeting Boog.
  • Boog: My girl. What's up.
  • Ursa: Who's my cookie dough?
  • Vitaly: Ha. Maybe all of your friends can join the circus, what do you think?
  • Boog: Uh, we're better off chilling in the forest than performing in circus.
  • Vitaly: You can work with us. As volunteers.
  • Boog: As volunteers? Really?
  • Elliot: What are we suppose to do as volunteers? Stand on stage and watch you guys perform?
  • Vitaly: We'll do something better than that.
  • Gia: But first, we need to find a place to practice our performance.
  • Ursa: Why can't we do it here?
  • Vitaly: The forest got a lot of trees standing. I don't want anyone from getting hurt.
  • Alex: I know where. It's in one of the plains near the mountains!
  • Vitaly: I see the first place to try out around the woods.
  • Alex: We'll be on the go to perform our tricks.
  • Skipper: We need to pack up everything and move to the other side of the woods!
  • Mason: We'll be on our way to pack up to the other side.
  • Giselle: Your circus is really great.
  • Alex: Thank you for your kind words deer.
  • Giselle: You're welcome.
  • Elliot: Let's a go to the plains.
  • Marty: I can't wait to see you perform like actual circus performers.
  • Melman: Is that wiener dog and his friends coming along?
  • Elliot: They don't come here as much. They pretty much stay with the owners most of the times.
  • Melman: Well, we'll better go without them.
  • Gloria: They catch up with us later on.
  • Boog: Right now, we're going to practice our circus acts on the plains.
  • Alex: We'll go right ahead to the next area to practice.
  • Elliot: When you turn around, just wait.

(Meanwhile at Timberline, people are seen walking in places as Gordy is seen working in his office with Beth coming by the office)

  • Beth: Hey there Gordy. Still working as the sheriff.
  • Gordy: Just trying to pay up some orders for Timberline. The forest out there is really smooth. I can easily tell about the details.
  • Beth: How is Boog doing in the forest?
  • Gordy: Oh, he's just doing fine with all of his new friends. I hope you were planning on visiting the bear anytime soon.
  • Beth: Yes. I miss Boog a lot.
  • Gordy: I miss him too. Timberline isn't the same without him.
  • Beth: Things change around him. Remember the show i put up with him when that deer came out of nowhere, but suddenly, it get worse for him when he was fighting with the deer and got the chance to shoot him and the deer from going out of control.
  • Gordy: We should set up a date on visiting Boog someday. I hope the hunters aren't here to shoot up some animals for now.
  • Beth: At least, Open Season is shut down for good.

(Shaw, Ed and Edna are seen walking in Timberline to head over to the sheriff office)

  • Shaw: I don't give a darn if Open Season is cancelled or not. Open Season will be finally back up and reopened for us hunters alike!
  • Ed: Are you sure they're gonna listen to your rant on how you're going to bring back Open Season?
  • Shaw: We'll find out just about now.
  • Edna: Are they going to accept your decision to reopen Open Season?
  • Shaw: I want to happen so i can hunt again in the wild!
  • Ed: We'll be waiting for a new I.D. to shoot again.
  • Edna: Are they like going to renew all of our shooting I.D.s in order to shoot again?
  • Shaw: No I.D. needed. We're free to hunt in this free town. So i'm going to do the honors to Sheriff Gordy and sign the law to start the Open Season program again.
  • Ed: That would be great. I would shoot up a duck any time in the sky.
  • Edna: Save me a deer to shoot up.
  • Shaw: We're going to the office anyways. So hold your horses up as i do the talking.

(Gordy is seen working in his office as Shaw, Ed and Edna came to see Gordy with Beth in irate as the three hunters show up)

  • Beth: *irate* Shaw.
  • Gordy: Hey- What the? Shaw, what are you doing out here?
  • Shaw: Howdy boy, Sheriff Gordy. We haven't talk in years. You seem to be working in the same position as always. Are you looking for trouble?
  • Gordy: No. I don't want you in my space. Six feet away from us and your pretty infamous for causing that war in the forest years ago.
  • Shaw: I didn't start all of this. Your boys pushed to hunt for Open Season and brought our favorite season of the year to shoot up animals.
  • Ed: It was wild while we were opening up our fries poutine shop.
  • Edna: Mmm mmm good.
  • Gordy: We don't do that anymore. I cancelled Open Season for all of the hunters in Timberline. Ever since that big war in the forest, i thought opening Open Season was a big mistake of my life. I blew it myself and the animals. Even Beth's Boog was in the war with the animals. Since all the hunters ran away, i had to close it all down to avoid another war in Open Season.
  • Shaw: That's not true! We hunt for fun, not to play around and goof off in some puppet show.
  • Beth: Shaw, i'm going to have to ask you to leave right now or we're calling the cops.
  • Gordy: Don't worry Beth. I can handle this. Shaw, you two. Get out. We're closed for the day.
  • Ed: But your sign says "Open".
  • Shaw: Liar! I knew your office is open when i saw your face the first thing we got here.
  • Gordy: I'm not going to ask for any orders. Shaw, we no longer do hunts in the forest. Sign up as a tour guide or a construction worker or something. You're wasting our time in here.
  • Shaw: Oh, I got something better for you two. *hold a sniper gun* Freeze!
  • Beth: Howdy! He got the sniper gun with him!
  • Gordy: Please that weapon down or the mayor is coming to get you!
  • Shaw: Don't make me do this to you. I'm going to shoot you right in the head if you don't revive Open Season for good.
  • Gordy: That's none of my business. That's it, i had enough. I'm calling the police.
  • Shaw: You call the cops! *shoot at the billboard*
  • Gordy: Watch it boy!
  • Beth: You're going to jail!
  • Shaw: Ed, Edna, grab the little girl.
  • Ed and Edna: *hold on Beth*
  • Beth: Let me go.
  • Ed: Easy there girl.
  • Edna: We're not going to bite you.
  • Beth: I knew you two were working with Shaw all along since Open Season shut down.
  • Gordy: I don't wanna fight. You and your crew gotta leave.
  • Shaw: This is no crew. It's a prison zone now!
  • Gordy: *hide in his desk to press the button to call on the cops*
  • Shaw: What are you doing?!
  • Gordy: Wait 'til the cops come to send you to court!
  • Shaw: There won't be any court without a shooting season!

(The police cars came with the police officers coming out of their cars to enter Gordy's office to see the situation caused by Shaw and his crew)

  • Police #1: What's going on in here?
  • Gordy: This felony is trying to trespass my office.
  • Shaw: Felony?! I'm not felony in here. I'm a resident!
  • Police #2: Sir, i'm going to have to ask you to get out.
  • Gordy: Don't arrest them. We are going to go to jury duty. In court!
  • Shaw: Court?!
  • Beth: Ho ho ho. Look like someone is going to be in a lot of trouble.
  • Shaw: Oh, give me a break.

(In the court room of Timberline, Shaw, Ed and Edna sit close on the table as the citizens including Gordy and Beth sit on the seats as the judge as mayor of Timberline show up in a platform setting to see the people in court)

  • Judge: Ordering the court! As we have everyone in court, we would like to have the mayor to speak out on the jury of Shaw.
  • Everyone: *clap*
  • Shaw: What? Don't clap. He's lying all along!
  • Gordy: He just got here.
  • Beth: Listen to the mayor. He got something to say to you.
  • Mayor: It has been a tragedy in Sheriff Gordy's office. Our people and belongings does not mean this way that the authories to Shaw and the two fellow guys from that fries poutine store does not mean to harm around within our standards and statements within the law of Timberline.
  • Shaw: Can you please end the court session right now? All of this talk talk talk is trying to make my ears pop out.
  • Mayor: Zip it, Shaw. The judge would like to speak to you.
  • Judge: Shaw, is it true that you tried to assault Gordy with that sniper weapon of yours?
  • Shaw: Uh, no. I didn't. We were just playing around.
  • Judge: Oh really? Since when the proof occur on the actual day of this tragedy?
  • Ed: It never happen.
  • Edna: It was all a lie.
  • Beth: I don't know why no one was here to record the fighting.
  • Gordy: Actually, the camera footage show that he was pointing the gun right at me when he pushed to bring back Open Season for the Valentine's Day holiday.
  • Everyone: *shocked*
  • Shaw: He he he, i demand you to bring back Open Season for all of our hunters alike to hunt around and shoot up the animals.
  • Mayor: I can't believe it. Who's playing the good cop and bad cop vibe here? Gordy, is it true that you want to open up Open Season again for the hunters?
  • Gordy: I used to open Open Season for every hunter to go out in the hunt and shoot up the animals. Unfortunately, a big war occur with the animals and Beth's former pet bear Boog in which i had to close down Open Season forever.
  • Ed: This is a free-town, not a communist site.
  • Edna: I say guns are legal for everyone to use.
  • Judge: *use her hammer to hit the desk* Halt! Gordy, can you please stand up for your rights.
  • Gordy: You're making me wanna stand up for Shaw, don't you?
  • Marcia: *stand up* I'll say, if Shaw want Open Season to be brought back up, let him had his chance on reviving Open Season.
  • Beth: Gordy, please don't.
  • Shaw: Yes. Do it.
  • Gordy: *stand up on the court's platform* Attention everyone. It been a long sight since i first closed down Open Season. As of today after few years, i will be bringing back Open Season for every hunter in the world who enjoy to go out hunting all the other animals in the forest. This is for hunters only.
  • Everyone: *clap*
  • Beth: No.
  • Shaw: Yes.
  • Ed: Oh boy. It really worked.
  • Edna: High five! *high five Ed*
  • Shaw: What time you're going to begin Open Season?
  • Gordy: Starting now. Open Season is open for the hunters ever again.
  • Marcia: I approve.
  • Beth: No Gordy. This is so messed up.
  • Mayor: I love your statement Sheriff Gordy. On this day, we would allow all hunters to bring out their weapons and shoot whatever animal they want to shoot. It could be a deer, a bear, or a duck. Happy hunting folks.
  • Everyone: *claps*
  • Shaw: I succeed the campaign. Yes! And so, it begins. The return of Open Season.
  • Gordy: *facepalm* I ruined my own person and created a monster in me.
  • Beth: *disappointed* Gordy, you should have known better to prevent him from bringing back a dangerous season for all animals in the woods.

TO BE CONTINUED

Next: Madagascar and Open Season: Wild and Free (Chapter 6)

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