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Chapter 7 is the seventh chapter of Madagascar and Open Season: Wild and Free written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "Strive to Survive".

Plot[]

(Back at the trailer parks, Bob, Bobbie and a few of their owners are still cooking up a nice barbeque on the grill with hot dogs and hamburgers being served on the plate as the owners eat their food on the table)

  • Bob: *eat a hot dog* Mmm mmm mmm, delicious hot dog.
  • Bobbie: How do you like the food?
  • Bob: I love it.
  • Bobbie: It's probably the best barbeque we ever made.
  • Fifi and Roberto's owner: It's just the top of the lettuce.
  • Stanley and Roger's owner: Great lunch you guys.
  • Bobbie: We really cook it off.
  • Bob: That's great. Maybe the pets would love some of our food. *curious about the pets* Hey, where did they go?
  • Bobbie: Didn't they left off earlier?
  • Bob: Oh, where could Mr. Weenie and the others be?
  • Bobbie: They'll be taking too long to come back. Maybe they're lost in the woods!
  • Fifi and Roberto's owner: I can't seem to find Fifi anywhere!
  • Stanley and Roger's owner: We can't find them around.
  • Bob: No sign of them in the woods.
  • Bobbie: Our dogs are missing again!
  • Fifi and Roberto's owner: What's worse about it? Open Season is reopened again. The hunters are starting to ride their cars with their weapons up. I don't think the dogs can survive being in a dangerous situation like this. It's going to put the dogs on risk. We better find them right now.
  • Bobbie: Come on. You don't want to see them turn into hot dogs.
  • Bob: We're on the move.
  • Fifi and Roberto's owner: Let's go find the dogs and get them back on the trailer cars.
  • Bobbie: They can't join the war with the wild animals to battle against the hunters like last time like they took all our stuff in the trailer last time.
  • Bob: We got nothing left to lose and that's on us!

(As the pet owners went to search for the pets, back at Circus Zaragoza in the field side of the forest, the animals wrap up training as they celebrate with popcorn and fruit punch on their side)

  • Alex: We did a amazing training today at the circus.
  • Gia: You guys are awesome.
  • Boog: Woo! I got the circus fever on me.
  • Vitaly: In order to wrap up it, we're going to celebrate with some snacks and drinks.
  • Marty: When do we start promoting the circus?
  • Skipper: When the chimps put on their disguise to send in the flyers everywhere in every place we go.
  • Boog: That gotta be on Timberline. Please be Timberline.
  • Elliot: If it Timberline, then we're promoting it in the town.
  • Elvis: What if the circus doesn't go out as well?
  • Skipper: You know. You got no ads on TV, you got lack of promoting for your show and no billboards putting us the sign with "Come on down to the circus where we have all the cool acts and tricks on us!". You see what i mean?
  • Ian: It's an all animal circus, what do you expect?
  • Ursa: No humans are in charge, we're in charge of the circus now.
  • Alex: I make the rules.
  • Marty: Well we make the rules. It's our own play circus now.
  • Gloria: You don't want us to dress up as clowns and throw party balloons at every kid's face.
  • Melman: Come on. We made a deal and promise with them. We did this like hours ago.
  • Alex: Alright. We will explain more about promoting later on.
  • Skipper: In the meantime. *pull a wood out of the bottle as the wine spills* Let's eat and drink!
  • Everyone: *cheers*

(The animals sit together in the lop stumps as they eat the popcorn together as the animals talk and laugh about their jokes and stories)

  • Reilly: The drink is in the diet.
  • O'Toole: Ha ha. Nice one Reilly.
  • Alex: I remember having a foofie once and i love to play with it with the funny smell when i was a little cub.
  • Boog: Ha. I had a childhood like that before. I used to have this blue teddy bear, hanging out with me all the time when Elliot came along in the wake of Shaw's plan of shooting both of us in the wild.
  • Alex: What kind of bear doll is that?
  • Boog: It's not a doll, it's a plush backpack. I used to wear it around me all the time.
  • Marty: You still use it?
  • Boog: It got rip off weeks ago, but we manage to fix it and gave a nice look to it.
  • Gloria: What does it look like to you?
  • Boog: *show his teddy bear to the gang* Ta da! The name's Dinkleman.
  • Melman: Dinkleman? Like the park Dinkleberg?
  • Boog: Close. I had him since forever. Also can carry like a backpack and there's a secret inside of Dinkleberg.
  • Alex: Please tell me there's Cheezy Dibbles.
  • Boog: I don't know what that is. But here it goes. *open with a zipper in Dinkleman's back to see the cookies placed inside* Cookies! *smell the cookies* Delicious.
  • Alex: What? I can't be right. Who put a open up cookie in a backpack like putting open up chocolates on backpacks?
  • Boog: Ah, i didn't get the message. *take one cookie out of Dinkleman* These are the most delicious treats a bear would always love to eat. *eat a cookie* Yum. Maybe i can have another. *eat all the cookies* Oh yeah. They're to die for.
  • Alex: Hey, what about us?
  • Elliot: Sorry, he's all out.
  • Ursa: That little teddy bear is so cute.
  • Boog: I will never lose Dinkleman again like the crash in the waterfall.
  • Elliot: He was splashed away in the water during a water bridge break down.
  • Boog: Oh yeah. It's Shaw fault for this.
  • Alex: Easy than a new watermelon flavor juice. *drink the watermelon juice* Oh yeah.

(The penguins eat Cheezy Dibbles on the seats, all covered up in Cheezy Dibbles' puff)

  • Skipper: All that cheezyness is making us puff.
  • Kowalski: The good it taste, the better it will be.
  • Rico: *peak in the bag*
  • Private: I wish i can have more.
  • Skipper: Sorry Private, we're all out.
  • Private: Huh? You didn't check the bags?
  • Kowalski: Actually, the ones we just took from the fort we broke in on your birthday are all out for today.
  • Private: Aw, how i am going to eat Cheezy Dibbles without love?
  • Skipper: Unless you try one of the super flaming all Cheezy Dibbles one.
  • Kowalski: It taste like the super hot flaming one chip snack they sell at a gas station that no one would ever try.
  • Skipper: Was it like one chip challenge or feel the hot chip?
  • Kowalski: Fear the reaper, if you dare!
  • Skipper: No. Not that. It goes like, *do a reaper impression* "Think you can handle the heat?"
  • Private: I can handle the heat like Miami Heat!
  • Skipper: No! You didn't get my reference, do you?
  • Private: Uh, never mind.
  • Skipper: Forget about it. You don't know when to listen on the word we gave you.
  • Private: I'll wait 'til dinner.
  • Skipper: I'm going to talk to Mason and Phil, i'll be right back. *walk to Mason and Phil*
  • Kowalski: Don't forget the promotion to the circus.
  • Rico: *chew on the bag*
  • Private: Make the flyers as well so the people can come over and enjoy all of our favorite moments with all of our acts.

(Mason and Phil are seen eating a banana split with Phil on the box)

  • Mason: Oh banana peel, we are going to serve ourself a nice great banana split.
  • Phil: *hold spoon and lick his mouth*
  • Mason: Let's eat up buddy.
  • Phil: *shook head and eat the banana split with Mason*
  • Mason: All the ice creams on the banana is making me wanna freeze.
  • Phil: Ooh ooh ooh.
  • Mason: That's my kind of dessert.
  • Skipper: *arrive to speak with Mason* Yo, Mason. When do we start promoting the circus?
  • Mason: I'll say, we spend another hour to finish our snack moment.
  • Skipper: It's almost getting dark around here. We won't be able to have much time on promoting and everyone is not going to come into the forest at night when all the children will be sleeping around that time.
  • Mason: I'll see what i can do. I'll let Phil get the costume for the King of Versailles going. Right Phil?
  • Phil: *thumbs up*
  • Skipper: Oh, so we're in a circus promoting situation. Ah. Now who's talking?
  • Mason: We'll print out the flyers, then release them all over Timberline where everyone can go see the circus.
  • Skipper: If we were going to make this circus successful, what if the hunters were there, just to shoot up the animals so easily that could lead to a outrage and everybody just run off with their crying kids and boom! It was a failure and we'll be thrown away into zoo cages! I believe there will be no hunter around to shoot us like a purple octopus capturing animals so easy with the fastest ten seconds of their entire life!
  • Mason: I wonder how much money we will make out of that big performance.
  • Skipper: I mean look at the ducks getting ready to prepare for their flight.

(The ducks are about to begin their flight as they are opening up their wings in the grass)

  • Sergio: Get ready boys. Now we take flight! *fly wth the ducks*
  • Deni: *make duck noises*
  • Sergio: Deni, what you nervous about?
  • Deni: *point at the pet owners walking to the forest*
  • Sergio: Humans! In the woods!

(The animals hear the ducks alerting about the humans)

  • Skipper: What?
  • Boog: What is it? We can't hear you!
  • Sergio: Humans! In the forest!
  • Alex: The humans are coming! They can't see us eat like that.
  • Skipper: Even through we didn't set the circus up for the audience, we gotta hide!
  • Elliot: It's an emergency! Go go go! Hide to the tent!
  • Vitaly: Human drill! Hide into the tent!
  • Sergio: Up and inside! *he and his ducks fly into the tent*
  • Mason: Let's go save ourselves without being caught!
  • Phil: *make monkey noises and rush to the tent*
  • Mr. Weenie: Ya, i think it's our pet owners! We don't wanna miss out on seeing the circus perform like crazy!
  • Charlene: Oh, you better tell me about it.

(As all the animals made it to the tent, the pet owners arrive, curious about the pets' whereabouts)

  • Bobbie: Ooh, there's a circus.
  • Bob: What's with the rush and huffing? Who is bring out the whereabouts in here?
  • Fifi and Roberto's owner: There is no sign of Fifi and Mr. Weenie in here.
  • Stanley and Roger's owner: We can't seem to find them everywhere.
  • Rufus' owner: Also, who left these circus things outside with the food?
  • Charlene's owner: I wouldn't take these precious fruit punches with wine cups.
  • Nate's owner: I don't know how it feels. But i think the pets must be hiding on that circus tent.
  • Bobbie: We can go check.

(The animals look at the pet owners heading to the tent, fearing as they prepare to hide)

  • Alex: We gotta hide more!
  • Skipper: To safety! Find your spots and hide!
  • Boog: Pretend we're on a secret mission!
  • Elliot: Why can't we escape?
  • Boog: No time left. But we can hide on those boxes!
  • Elliot: I'm hiding in.
  • Everyone: *the animals hide everywhere to prevent from being caught by the pet owners)
  • Bob: Hello? Is anyone home?
  • Fifi and Roberto's owner: I think it's a abandon circus.
  • Bobbie: Who think this circus was abandon after a failure?
  • Stanley and Roger's owner: It can't be the end of it.
  • Rufus' owner: Maybe they left some of their stuff for other shows to perform.
  • Charlene's owner: Let's just go. No one is going to hire a ringmaster to perform a show of theirs.
  • Nate's owner: Just leave it alone and let all the good things go at once.
  • Charlene's owner: No sigh of pets around here.
  • Everyone: *as the owners leave, the animals get out of their hiding spots, coming out from little tents and boxes*
  • Alex: Ooh. That was a close call.
  • Boog: Ah yeah. No one is getting caught on a trap.
  • Mr. Weenie: The owners, they were right here.
  • Charlene: We can't go anywhere.
  • Fifi: Do you wanna miss out on the circus?
  • Mr. Weenie: No. Not at all.
  • Fifi: Good. Then we're staying with the guys.
  • Boog: We're like the big dogs. Arf! Arf!
  • Freddie: Don't you say mock our talent.
  • Boog: I was just playing.
  • Frankie: Just don't! We had enough of your antics.
  • Boog: *clean face* Papa pia.
  • Stefano: Mama mia, who have the King of Versailles costume?
  • Mason: We better disguise right now!
  • Phil: Ooh ooh ah ah!
  • Skipper: You're bringing back the King of Versailles costume. Nice. We'll be in charge of everything we had planned. Penguins get going. Chimps, get dressed. We need to talk with those humans about the circus.
  • Mason: We better get going together.
  • Kowalski: We are now in Operation: Circus Promotion.
  • Boog: Alright, we're now getting the circus in a little promotion.
  • Vitaly: The show must go on.

(Mason and Phil get in their King of Versailles disguise together with Phil putting on make up, using lipstick to put on red lips with a human nose on as the penguins set up the screens on the costume)

  • Skipper: The costume is perfect and the screens are ready to go.
  • Phil: *cheer*
  • Boog: Whoa, that is one big wig and a pointy nose.
  • Kowalski: *use his abacus* I bet the screens are working right. It'll just analyze where the people are going.
  • Skipper: That's what i'm saying.
  • Private: Get on. We can't let them get away.
  • Mr. Weenie: The owners are still waiting outside to look into the circus things.
  • Alex: Guys, now it's your chance to get their action.
  • Mason: We're on the move. We're going to get the humans some attention right away outside.

(Mason, Phil and the penguins get off Circus Zaragoza as they meet up with the pet owners while Phil is acting like the King of Versailles to the pet owners)

  • Phil: Ooh ooh ooh.
  • Bobbie: Oh, who is this man dressed as a king from France?
  • Bob: It look like the circus is having a Rococo party with all these wigs on like what the presidents used to wear in their good old days of the 18th century.
  • Phil: *make monkey noises*
  • Stanley and Roger's owner: Are you okay? You need help?
  • Phil: *point out the no finger to them*
  • Rufus' owner: I think he's running the circus on a slow start.
  • Charlene's owner: We can't understand you. We can't even speak French or any other language your country have given to you.

(The penguins check the computer screens on the King of Versallies suit, checking on the problem)

  • Skipper: They want to get in the circus.
  • Kowalski: We can't let them in the circus.
  • Private: Just let them in.
  • Skipper: No. We'll be scared and let all the hunters shoot at us in one shot.
  • Private: I don't know what to do in the situation.
  • Mason: Phil must be trying to distract them. How about we do a little promotion to the circus?
  • Skipper: Good idea. Hey Phil. Give out one of your circus promotions.
  • Phil: *make monkey noises while promoting the circus*
  • Bobbie: The what?
  • Bob: You want us to come to the circus? What show? Where do we get the people?
  • Phil: *point at Circus Zaragoza*
  • Bobbie: That's a pretty nice circus there.
  • Fifi and Roberto's owner: What you're trying to say. We still cannot understand you.
  • Nate's owner: He has a hard time speaking. I mean what's on his suit?
  • Phil: *hit Nate's owner's hand*
  • Nate's owner: Ouch. I guess the ringmaster doesn't want anything to be touched in his suit.
  • Charlene's owner: Private places first.

(Shaw, Ed and Edna are still on the hunt as they found Circus Zaragoza with the pet owners talking to Phil with Mason and the penguins in the King of Versailles disguise)

  • Shaw: What in the what? Since when the circus was still up here?
  • Ed: Maybe the animals are still performing.
  • Edna: We got people. Maybe the ringmaster right here is giving us a tour on the whole circus thingie.
  • Shaw: What? What kind of ringmaster dress up like that? That must be one of the animals' tricks. *load up his gun* They better not get away with this. *walk up to the circus*
  • Ed: Shaw, where you're going?
  • Edna: Come back.
  • Shaw: I'm going to teach the animals a little something.

(The pet owners continue talking to Phil as Shaw, Ed and Edna get into their way on meeting the King of Versallies)

  • Rufus' owner: You got a whole lot of items on your way.
  • Charlene's owner: Are you sure you're not the only person working out this circus?
  • Phil: *shook head as no*
  • Bobbie: Of course not. We're just here to look for our pets. Do you know where the pets could be?
  • Shaw: *show up* Hold it right here. This is a animal hunter emergency mission. Do not talk to this chimp.
  • Bobbie: Shaw, is that you?
  • Bob: What do you want from us? More animal stories.
  • Shaw: Hold it! Do not trust this guy. It's actually a chimp in disguise.
  • Bobbie: Shaw, we don't believe any of your myths about animals running a circus.
  • Shaw: They're really are. They are trying to scam you with their so-called fake circus of party animals.
  • Ed: At least, we got all the cool acts in one place.
  • Edna: We should go inside.
  • Shaw: Don't go. I'm in charge of the group.
  • Ed: Hey, you hire us to work.
  • Edna: We were just here to shoot the bear and lion.
  • Bob: Did you say anything about a lion?
  • Bobbie: Like where would the lions rule the jungle on what rock?

(Mason and the penguins feared for Shaw's arrival as Skipper look at the computer screen to see where Shaw is planning to shoot)

  • Skipper: Holy buckets. Shaw is here.
  • Mason: I don't know why he's here for. I think he wanna shoot up at us with a very little secret plan of his schemy choice of weaponry.
  • Private: Should we warn the animals that Shaw is here?
  • Skipper: No. He would try to shoot up on every one of these circus animals. No agent should leave a mission like this, not in the bar fight the other day.
  • Mason: We need to get going. We'll evacuate to prevent Shaw's trying to blow up the circus.
  • Kowalski: He's going to blow up the circus? You're crazy. We were suppose to promote the circus, not rampage over a shooting.
  • Mason: We gotta go, now. This is a serious crime.
  • Skipper: Oh Mason. You're killing me today.
  • Phil: *pretend to be on a phone call as he and Mason with the penguins rush back to the circus*
  • Bobbie: Oh my, the ringmaster is leaving.
  • Shaw: Hey, where are you going? Come back here! I'm not done messing with you yet.

(Mason, Phil and the penguins are heading back to the circus as Shaw, Ed and Edna are about to get in as the animals panic on Shaw's return)

  • Boog: Shaw is coming!
  • Alex: What should we do?
  • Vitaly: *open a exit out* Evacuate! Leave! Now!
  • Stefano: Mama mia, there's a secret exit out!
  • Gloria: *see a big blanket as she grab the big blanket* We'll use this as a camoflauge trap when we hide into a cave*
  • Everyone: *as the animals left the circus through a secret exit, the King of Versailles show up with Shaw, realizing that the animals are gone*
  • Shaw: Huh? Where did the animals go? Is it you or am i the only person talking in here by myself. *get punched by Phil* Ugh! Not the nose! Oh, you son of a ape.
  • Phil: *laugh*
  • Mason: *inside the King of Versailles costume* Ha! He got punched! Let's make a move to the cave!
  • Skipper: The cave is the secret way out of this.
  • Kowalski: Make a run for! *he and the last remaining animals left the circus to catch up with the animals*
  • Edna: Are you okay Mr. Shaw?
  • Shaw: *cover nose in pain* No i'm not! Those darn animals need to pay for their stinky manners.
  • Ed: They left through that secret entrance.
  • Shaw: Well it's not over yet without a single shooting. I need to get back up and stop them from performing their so-called circus. Starting now.
  • Mr. Weenie: It's the deadly hunter in the circus tent!

(The animals run all the way to the cave, hiding to prevent from Shaw, Ed and Edna shooting them as Maosn, Phil and the penguins in their King of Versailles disguise show up as the last animals on the run)

  • Alex: Everyone is okay?
  • Marty: Is that everyone?
  • Phil: *show up as he make monkey noises*
  • Mason: It's about it.
  • Skipper: That's all of them.
  • Boog: Cover it up! We'll be caught way fast than stealing a cookie from a jar.
  • Elliot: Stealing a cookie from a jar?! Ha, i almost steal a bun with nuts the other day when Mr. Weenie bite me on the butt of a trailer car.
  • Mr. Weenie: I don't wanna hear it. The sheriff caught you the other day.
  • Elliot: That was Boog.
  • Boog: What? Don't blame me. Blame on the hunter.
  • Gloria: The hunters are coming. What should we do?
  • Vitaly: Use the blanket to cover the whole cave up! We should have done this a second ago!
  • Gloria: Better than nothing, here it goes. *throw the blanket high to make the blanket cover up the whole cave*
  • Marty: Now it's all covered like ice and a door.

(Shaw, Ed, and Edna see a cave with a blanket blocking the entrance, much to their confusion)

  • Shaw: What is this? A private cave?
  • Ed: Hello? Is anyone home? We got the guns.
  • Edna: Don't go in there Ed. A very big meanie mama bear is going to claw up your skin.
  • Ed: I don't know if a mama bear and a papa bear reside on the cave, even a little bear.
  • Edna: I think it's one of those booby traps a bad hunter must have set up to kill a predator.
  • Shaw: I believe the animals must be playing a trick on us. And it just not fair to trick on a shooter! *load up his gun* The secret weapon is all ready to shoot on the little furtards.

(The animals are still hiding in the cave with the blanket covered as they hear Shaw's words coming out of his mouth in preparation for a shooting)

  • Alex: Oh no. Shaw is coming with his gun to shoot us. What should we do now?
  • Elliot: Someone in the group gotta sacrifice.
  • Boog: What? No. I can't die.
  • Ursa: Don't go Boog. We have each other.
  • Melman: I'll go get shot by Shaw.
  • Everyone: *shocked*
  • Gloria: Melman, no! You can't do this like you did at the volcano in Africa.
  • Melman: I'm very brave enough to protect myself, but i gotta do it for the circus and family.
  • Ian: Don't make me cry! Take Elliot instead.
  • Elliot: Not me. The penguins are going first cause, they're the captains of the ship.
  • Skipper: Captains of the ship, huh? Well it gotta be us.
  • Kowalski: I'm giving it a hard pass on this. Rico will take the orders.
  • Rico: *pass and point at Private*
  • Private: What? Me. It can't be me.
  • Skipper: Private, you got this. You can save us all with your cute love.
  • Private: I don't have a cute love. I have a double rainbow with me.
  • Skipper: There can only be one rainbow and that's on you. *point at Private*
  • Private: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?
  • Skipper: Well i got something better for you. Kowalski, make Private dress up as a lady!
  • Kowalski: Aye aye captain. The soldier will dress up in a cute little lady look. *dress up Private*
  • Private: Not the head, not the beak!
  • Gloria: What are you going to make him dress up as?
  • Skipper: I made him dress up as a mermaid once on a rescue mission in a Shanghai zoo. But this time, he's going to be a belly dancer.
  • Kowalski: Private is all dressed and ready to go.
  • Private: *dressed as a belly dancer as Skipper blow a whistle on him*
  • Skipper: Oh Private, you just belly dance my day.
  • Private: Puny.
  • Marty: Whoa.
  • Melman: That's hot, very very hot.
  • Boog: Woo! I should have dress up as a pumpkin lady to distract Shaw.
  • Skipper: No need big bear, the belly dancer got this.
  • Private: What i am suppose to do next?
  • Skipper: Go out there and put out a show to the hunters. I'll let Rico pull out the drums to play. Rico, release the drums.
  • Rico: *spit out the drums*
  • Kowalski: Check. We got a music number to play.
  • Skipper: Right now, we're going on Operation: Live Bait.
  • Boog: Man, he look like a lady genie from the bottle.
  • Gia: He better do this for the forest.
  • Private: The hunters are coming.
  • Skipper: Get out now. We'll play the music to distract the hunters.
  • Kowalski: Musical number here we go.

(Shaw, Ed and Edna prepare their guns to shoot at the animals inside of the cave)

  • Shaw: I see the shadows and now, let's kill!
  • Private: *show up, dancing like a belly dancer*
  • Skipper: *inside of the cave playing the drums with the penguins* He got this.
  • Shaw: What the? Is that a penguin in a women's dress?
  • Ed: Aw, she's a little cute penguin.
  • Edna: Who brought a penguin in the circus?
  • Shaw: I thought they live on the ice in Antarctica.
  • Private: *dance while the penguins play the drums*
  • Shaw: What the?
  • Private: *shake his butt*
  • Ed: You call that entertainment?
  • Edna: At least, it's a cute show.
  • Private: *move from side to side*
  • Shaw: Dance little penguin girl, dance!
  • Ed: Maybe the circus isn't bad after all.
  • Shaw: Shut up.

(The animals cheer for Private inside of the cave)

  • Alex: Go Private, Go!
  • Gloria: He's annoying the hunters out of misery.
  • Marty: Now we got the time to escape.
  • Skipper: Hold it. No one is going anywhere until the hunter leaves.
  • Boog: But how will we get some fresh air?
  • Skipper: Save your fresh air on your body. We'll breathe more when we get out.
  • Boog: Oh man. I'm not going to survive this strive any longer.
  • Buddy: Buddy.

(Private continue to belly dance to Shaw, Ed and Edna as the pet owners came to see Private dancing to Shaw, Ed and Edna)

  • Bobbie: What is going on here?
  • Bob: It's a circus and a show!
  • Rufus' owner: It's both!
  • Shaw: Heya, come take a look at this penguin dancing in a lady dress.
  • Nate's owner: Oh wow.
  • Bobbie: That is so cute.
  • Shaw: Bring on the fire!
  • Private: *shake his hips*

(Mason and Phil get on their King of Versailles disguise together)

  • Skipper: Mason and Phil, what are you doing?
  • Mason: We must begin promoting the circus and let the hunter to be on their best behavior.
  • Kowalski: You're going to get yourself killed in a hunter chaos. Don't go!
  • Mason: Relax, me and Phil will handle this!
  • Kowalski: Good luck promoting and getting yourself killed. You won't survive this.
  • Alex: Let them do it. They can handle promoting the show to themselves.
  • Vitaly: We still got a bird dancing in front of the people.

(Mason and Phil in their King of Versailles disguise show up out of the cave as they check on the people)

  • Shaw: You again?
  • Private: *shake his butt once more*
  • Phil: *make monkey noises*
  • Bobbie: What is he saying again?
  • Shaw: He said, he want the circus to see this little penguin dancing in drag. Ha! I'll love it. We'll have the whole people watching and laughing at this penguin dancing in a dress.
  • Ed: You want the people to come to the circus when Open Season has finally been reopened?
  • Shaw: I still got a plan. You want your audience to see the show with the belly dancing penguin, right?
  • Phil: *shook head as yes*
  • Shaw: Perfect! Then we'll go do the honors and tell Sheriff Gordy to make the whole town see your precious animal show.
  • Phil: *make monkey noises again*
  • Ed: We must inform Gordy about this!
  • Bobbie: You want everyone in Timberline to see the circus perform?
  • Shaw: That's what this so called King of Versailles is saying. We better tell Gordy about this right now. Come on! Thank you for the show with your little penguin girl. I'll see you back when everyone come out of Timberline to see your show. *laugh*
  • Phil: *confuse*
  • Shaw: Let's hit it people. We got a show coming in our hands.
  • Bob: I'm pretty sure Gordy is going to love this one.
  • Bobbie: He better approve it. Or else things will go downhill as in being outnumbered.
  • Shaw: It's showtime. *walk with the pet owners, Ed and Edna*
  • Private: *do a pose to wrap up the show*

(The animals cheer except for Alex and Boog, fearing that Shaw would come and kill all the animals in the forest)

  • Alex: This is all messed up.
  • Boog: He's going to bring out the whole people to kill everyone in the wild!
  • Skipper: Bravo! Bravo! This is the best performances in years.
  • Kowalski: I wish i can cry like a little baby! Wah!
  • Marty: That was like the hottest show ever.
  • Melman: Best belly dance ever.
  • Gloria: It's better than falling to a volcano to bring back the water in Africa.

(Mason, Phil and Private return to the cave with some serious news)

  • Private: Oh man. I'll never be president.
  • Skipper: Private, you did it. You pull out a great show to the people.
  • Kowalski: No one didn't get hurt in the cave.
  • Mason: How is everyone feeling?
  • Ian: Amazing.
  • Boog: I'm concerned.
  • Alex: I really have mixed feelings about this.
  • Mason: Well, the good news is that the humans are finally leaving and trying to give Timberline a promotion to the circus. The bad news is that Shaw and his fellow hunters are going to plan on shooting us in the woods later on.
  • Alex: Oh no, i was right all along.
  • Giselle: What will we do?
  • Fifi: What about the owners?
  • Mr. Weenie: Where do we sleep?
  • Boog: Everybody a bit down, i know we can get over this.
  • Alex: We have always survive many chases and traps. This is about the family of us.
  • Boog: We're still on your team. We can prove how big a show can be without a shooting.
  • Mason: When we fail, we make a run for and take all of our money back.
  • Vitaly: We will not be ripped off to another failed circus act! We need to do better than this.
  • Private: What about my dress?
  • Skipper: You won't be needing this dress any longer Private.
  • Kowalski: *use his abacus* When Shaw and the people come back, we better be performing to prevent from shooting us.
  • Alex: But Shaw won't get any closer to us if we are still performing as usual.
  • Boog: We better put up a good show right now before the event showdown.
  • Vitaly: Sound fair to me. Everyone report back to the circus tent! We better get the show all set up.
  • Alex: It's going to make people cry in joy.
  • Boog: A show that would never change the audience's point of showmaking.
  • Elliot: History will be made! Woo!
  • Skipper: Oh man, it's circus time.

(Back at Timberline, Gordy and Beth arrive at the office as they get the papers going on the desk)

  • Gordy: As we are back here, i'm going to fix this how to put an end to this season.
  • Beth: I would rather take rabbit season over Open Season.
  • Gordy: Where are the papers to file a end to Open Season? I can't find them anywhere.
  • Beth: Just check the drawers. Maybe it can help you solve the case.
  • Gordy: Not the eraser, not the ruler, not the calculator, *found the papers* Yes. I found them. *grab the papers and try to sign to end Open Season* I'm going to end Open Season super early and the mayor will approve that no one would ever hunt in the forest anymore. Beat that to Shaw. *get a phone call* Oh come on. I was just about to sign.
  • Beth: Just answer it.
  • Gordy: Alright already. *answer the phone* Hello?
  • Shaw: *on the phone* Hello Gordy.
  • Gordy: Ah! Shaw?! How did you get the number to my office?
  • Shaw: Oh, i'm not trying to threaten you this time. Bobbie got the phone number to your office so i have to answer you to inform you the news that there is a circus going on in the forest.
  • Gordy: A circus?! I did not ask for a circus and i didn't ask you to have my number as usual. It's a rule, illegal and is against the law of the authorities of Timberline!
  • Shaw: Ah, i didn't finish what i say. Bob took the picture of the circus and now, he's going to send it to you on your EMail so you can start promoting the circus all together at one!
  • Gordy: It's Open Season. No circus should be held during that time of shooting in the woods.
  • Beth: Gordy, just give up the call.
  • Shaw: We're going to your office right now to inform you more about the circus. See you back at Timberline. *laugh and cut off the call*
  • Gordy: Is he telling me there is a circus going on in the forest that we haven't even thought about?
  • Beth: I thought they had a circus back at the forest the other day.
  • Gordy: Maybe it's another circus. Who knows?

(Shaw, Ed, Edna and the pet owners with Mason and Phil in their King of Versailles disguise get on to their trailer cars to begin driving to Timberline)

  • Shaw: We're going to get on the ride!
  • Phil: *make monkey noises*
  • Bobbie: Where do you want us to drive?
  • Shaw: Leave the forest, then make your way to Timberline where the Mighty Grizzly used to perform.
  • Bobbie: We'll get to the place.
  • Bob: We'll lead the way out.
  • Shaw: Make it quick. The animals are going to do their circus tricks in like an hour.

(The background song "Fire" by Ohio Players briefly plays as the trailer cars begin moving as they head over to Timberline on the road as they park one of their cars with Shaw and the others with Mason and Phil in their King of Versailles disguise get off the trailer cars)

  • Shaw: If it isn't the sheriff's office, then we're in the right place.
  • Phil: *make monkey noises*
  • Mason: *inside of the King of Versailles disguise* Wow, that is a very simple place like a college office.
  • Bobbie: Is this Gordy's office?
  • Shaw: Yes it is.
  • Bob: Does it has a computer inside?
  • Shaw: Yes! Why do you have to tell me all the simple questions that i already know about?
  • Ed: Maybe you would be smart if you were running your own little school.
  • Shaw: I don't need a school to become a teacher, i can even start my own shooting program from scratch.
  • Edna: Shaw, we still got a circus situation going on.
  • Shaw: I know. I just need to talk to Sheriff Gordy once again. We're promoting the circus to everyone during Open Season.

(The background song end as Shaw and the others with Mason and Phil in their King of Versailles disguise show up in Gordy's office as Gordy and Beth see the visitors at the door)

  • Gordy: Hello- Whoa, i see a lot of people in line and who is the man dressed in some kind of saloon king?
  • Phil: *make monkey noises*
  • Beth: It also act like a monkey too.
  • Gordy: Hey, Bob and Bobbie, long time no see. *hug Bob and Bobbie*
  • Bob: We haven't seen your face in ages.
  • Bobbie: We also have a special guest joining with us.
  • Gordy: Who is the special guest? *see Shaw* Shaw.
  • Shaw: Gordy.
  • Gordy: What do you want this time?
  • Beth: Don't even try to force me to shoot up a bear or a deer.
  • Shaw: This King of Versailles want you two to promote his little all-animal circus of his in the woods.
  • Gordy: An all-animal circus in the woods? *laugh* Really? Nice try Shaw. You were suppose to be hunting. Now since you came back, i'm going to have to cancel Open Season for all the hunters alike.
  • Shaw: No! I made a promise. This king isn't going to be happy when he see the circus underperform. I'm giving you a promotion to promote the circus for the king.
  • Beth: That's a king?
  • Gordy: It got a nice gem on the lap. You know what? I'm going to promote the circus to everyone in Timberline to go see the circus. But sadly, it's going to occur during Open Season where all the hunters would be hunting and shooting up all the other animals in the wild.
  • Shaw: You will not break the promise i make to all of my plans to enjoy my day of hunting.
  • Gordy: So King of Versailles, how do you want your all-animal circus to be promoted?
  • Phil: *still make monkey noises*
  • Gordy: Uh, okay? I still cannot understand what you're saying.
  • Beth: His hands, it got a lot of hair in him. It's like a chimpanzee must be in disguise.
  • Gordy: I don't think it's a animal in a costume. He's looking fine today.
  • Phil: Ah!
  • Ed: Pretty solid for a king you say?
  • Edna: He would love to play a piano for the show.
  • Shaw: He meant, make all the flyers on the computer and spread the marketing everywhere in town!
  • Gordy: I should be getting to work right now. *work on the computer to make the flyers for the circus*
  • Shaw: The plan is going well. Now i'm going to have my chance to kill-
  • Beth: What did you say?
  • Shaw: I say, "Oh wow, the circus is going to put out a great show and rock the air with a lot of love and balloons!"
  • Beth: I still don't trust you with your antics.
  • Bob: How long you want to promote the circus?
  • Gordy: Right now. On this time.
  • Bobbie: Ooh, i hope we'll get to see the pets sneak with the circus animals.
  • Bob: I bet Mr. Weenie is going to be there, if he and the other pets are picked up by all the other animals.
  • Shaw: Plan A, check. Now, we're up to Plan B.
  • Bob: My man, i bet this circus is going to work out great for this king man.
  • Phil: *make monkey noises*
  • Shaw: Ugh, i hate when i'm surrounded by a bunch of cat and dog lovers. *sigh* Let's just go.

TO BE CONTINUED

Next: Madagascar and Open Season: Wild and Free (Chapter 8)

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