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Chapter 8 is the eighth chapter of Madagascar and Open Season: Wild and Free written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "Shaw's Revenge".

Plot[]

(Back at Circus Zaragoza, the animals are getting their acts together as they are doing some makeover to prepare for the circus)

  • Alex: Alright. Now we got a circus going on, we're going to dress up with some nice fresh circus-themed makeover for the show.
  • Boog: I wonder why are their wearing afro wigs like they're going to fight in a dojo?
  • Alex: This is what we wear for the show. It's our afro-styled wigs.
  • Boog: It's a rainbow.
  • Alex: Of course it is. It's themed for the circus since all the circuses are obsessed with the rainbow-style color of settings.
  • Boog: I approve this place. Well done made my friend.
  • Marty: *dressed in polka dots with a Afro wig* Hey guys, check this out.
  • Boog: Ooh.
  • Alex: What?
  • Marty: *sing and dance* Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus! Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro! Circus Afro, Circus Afro, Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!
  • Alex: Really?
  • Elliot: *also dressed in polka dots with a Afrow wig* I got my very own Afro Circus cosplay.
  • Boog: You're a clown.
  • Elliot: A clown? Why would i look like a clown? I wonder what this song goes for the circus clowns? *sing and dance* Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus! Afro Circus, Afro Circus, Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus! Afro Circus, Afro Circus.
  • Gia: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Gia, the trapeze-flying jaguar! And there she go. *triple-flip roll and double leap* The triple-flip roll with a double leap, and... What are you doing?!
  • Alex: That was just paper.
  • Gia: Silly Alex, you're such a cutie.
  • Elliot: What is the details on this clown wig? I look like a Afro-Ninja, and a Afro-Samurai! *hold a sword and slash*
  • Boog: Elliot, put that down. You're going to kill someone with this weapon.
  • Elliot: *place the sword down* Sorry Boog. I thought this sword was eager enough to cut up a bunch of rotten tomatoes.
  • Boog: I'll take a rotten potato even to this day.
  • Elliot: Nah, you'll like it.
  • Boog: Be careful with the wig, your antler isn't going to break down on you.
  • Elliot: My antlers always break down. But don't worry about me, they'll grow back.
  • Alex: Just like a lion teeth. *roar at Elliot* Roar!
  • Elliot: Ah! Lion predator!
  • Alex: It's just acting. People always act in movies and shows, even on video projects.
  • Vitaly: Sonya! Have anyone seen Sonya, the bear with the unicycle and a ballerina dress? *found Sonya* Oh, it's you with the lemur. I even have your name on the board. *hold his board to check on the names*
  • Julien: *feel Sonya's fur* Aha! I want to kiss every inch of your huge head. It may take me a number of weeks. *hit by Sonya* Hey, watch it! That was heavy. *make Sonya cry* Don't cry. Stop crying! It makes me cry to see you cry, my darling. I will get you something even better. Hey, you can buy love. *Sonya moves fast from him riding on her* Whoa, not too fast! Watch out!
  • Boog: Gross.
  • Elliot: You ship a bear and a lemur? Come on man.
  • Boog: I've seen a lot of bad shippings in a water park with the pets the other day.
  • Elliot: There's no need to worry about the fight at the water park for pets my friend.
  • Boog: Well, the other circus animals might find me a bit intimidating.
  • Elliot: No. Nobody is intimidated at all by you.
  • Boog: I feel so good like a champ.
  • Ursa: Boog, where's your colors? We were suppose to dress up.
  • Boog: Dress up? I thought we're in Doug and Alistair's circus.
  • Ursa: Not anymore. We're in a different circus. Dress up in your true colors.
  • Boog: *put coloring on his fur* Man, i look like a rainbow unicorn in levels of a double rainbow.
  • Elliot: I got a gummy bear on my afro wig!
  • Julien: *ride on Sonya* Come on, my hairy queen. We'll do doughnuts in the Pantheon.

(The penguins have a meeting standing on a toy box full of circus tools)

  • Skipper: Before the chimps come back, we better think of new ideas to perform a little wise worth welling dipping circus palooza.
  • Kowalski: We'll have our golden teeths and eat apples in like five seconds.
  • Rico: *ate the whole gummy worm*
  • Private: See Rico. He ate a whole giant gummy worm.
  • Skipper: I used it to buy teeth and then have them capped in gold. Now I can eat apples! *put on his golden teeth* Sadly, I discovered I… I still don't like apples.
  • Kowalski: We're out of ideas.
  • Private: When we're out of ideas, we're ripping off the circus to a bad show.
  • Skipper: *spit out a golden teeth* We can't just give up yet. We need to be famous enough to put out more ideas and requests from all the other people around the world we go.
  • Private: Can i dress up as a belly dancer again?
  • Skipper: You already did that.
  • Private: But that was used as a distraction.
  • Skipper: No more costumes for distractions. We're going to have to dress you up even better.
  • Kowalski: I know we can treat you better.
  • Private: Like the tooth fairy giving us free money?
  • Skipper: We have a deal and a pinky swear all together.
  • Private: Can we floss and do the orange justice dance in front of the stage?
  • Skipper: No! Nobody in the circus like these type of dances. We do not do that in here.
  • Private: But i've seen kids doing that in the zoo when we were babies.
  • Skipper: I don't care about who is doing it, we need a new tradition. A new act, a new change and a new show. On our sight.
  • Sergio: Penguins, you gotta come outside.
  • Skipper: Who's outside? The hunters?
  • Sergio: No there's a helicopter flying!
  • Skipper: Oh thank you for spoiling. Now i won't be able to see what's going on outside.
  • Sergio: They got the cameras and rainbow flags with them.
  • Skipper: That must be the people! We were right all along!

(The penguins check outside with Sergio and the ducks as a helicopter fly by with a cameraman holding a camera to check on the circus)

  • Cameraman: Wow! Is that a circus run by animals?
  • Pilot: There it is! That's what Gordy send us to go!
  • Cameraman: We found the circus!
  • Pilot: It's not that hard to find you know.
  • Cameraman: The flyers are in the works and now, the people are heading into the Timberline National Forest.

(The background song "Wild As I Wanna Be" by Paul Westerberg plays as Gordy and Beth make the flyers on the computer to promote Circus Zaragoza)

  • Gordy: What is the name of the circus they want us to promote? I forgot the name.
  • Beth: They said something like Circus Zaragoza?
  • Gordy: Yes. That's the one. *add in the Circus Zaragoza name* and print out the flyers* We're going to start promoting in seconds.
  • Beth: Woo hoo! I hope the bear is there.

(Flyers are being added on the building walls and everywhere the workers place. As people take the flyers out to read the name of Circus Zaragoza, the mayor show up with a truck with a megaphone on)

  • Mayor: Attention everyone! There is a circus going on in the Timberline National Forest! Circus Zaragoza is the name! Also known as Fur-K Circus and Afro Circus! Come on down to the circus where animals perform with their latest acts and rock on the show in the air! Come on in to the circus!
  • Everyone: *talk about the circus as they head over to the forest*
  • Beth: I can't believe the plan is really working.
  • Gordy: Shaw must be having a lucky day today. I can't believe the circus is conflicting with Open Season on the same day and i still haven't shut it down just yet.

(In the forest, the hunters hold their guns to shoot up the animals until a series of cars show up, holding up circus flags all over the place with police cars checking on the cars to avoid traffic)

  • Hunter #1: What the?
  • Hunter #2: Come on! I was just ready to shoot!
  • Hunter #3: Even the animas ran away. This sucks!
  • Hunter #4: No one is going to a circus. We're here to shoot, not to play!

(Mason and Phil in their King of Versailles disguise, Shaw, Ed, Edna, Bob, Bobbie and the pet owners arrive at the park where everyone have parked their cars close to Circus Zaragoza)

  • Bob: There we are.
  • Bobbie: I never seen people park their cars close to the field.
  • Shaw: Yes. At last, i had the chance to see the bear dance like little Goldilocks.
  • Ed: Shaw, i don't think it's a perfect time to hold our guns in the place.
  • Shaw: No, don't say it.
  • Bobbie: What did you say?
  • Shaw: Uh, me and my crew will have a private talk in the woods.
  • Edna: We'll be here for the show.
  • Bob: Make it quick. I save the seats up for you.
  • Shaw: We'll be on our way in no time. *take Ed and Edna to the forest trees*

(Shaw, Ed and Edna have a private talk in the trees of the forest)

  • Ed: Shaw, where are you taking us?
  • Shaw: We'll stop right here. *stop Ed and Edna*
  • Edna: We're going to miss out on the show.
  • Shaw: Since we got the circus going on, here what we're gonna do. We'll hold out our guns, point to where the bear and lion is and shoot them right out.
  • Ed: What is going to happen to the audience seeing them dead?
  • Shaw: They'll scream for their lives. I tried to shoot the bear with his deer friend on the stage, but failed after Beth shoot them in the butts.
  • Ed: It's going to be wild and crazy. Am i right?
  • Shaw: I've been waiting for this all along. Plan out my secret to get revenge on the bear, then i'll open fire to burn down their funny silly circus and every animal in the wild will be locked out into cages and will be sell in the zoos.
  • Edna: If all the animals are going into the zoo, does that mean no more bears, no more deers and no more ducks and chickens?
  • Shaw: This national forest should have been a park in the first place. I'm telling you, this should have been a camp site in the first place. Hunters like us, are here to shoot, not play around and look around in circles.
  • Ed: You mean like walking around in circles?
  • Shaw: No! You're not listening! D'oh! How many times do i have to tell you to pay attention to the words i am saying!
  • Ed: You want to get a poutine after the shooting?
  • Shaw: I'm not here for a poutine. I'm here to shoot and that's why i'm here to bring out the fire in me. *load his gun*
  • Edna: You don't wanna miss out on shooting on the bear, do ya?
  • Shaw: Alright. We'll just go to the circus and check out the show. I'm not excited to see my worst enemy dance on stage and that upset me through my face. *furious*

(As everyone is getting seated in Circus Zaragoza, the animals prepare their acts as Vitaly open up a bunch of rings in the box)

  • Boog: Vitaly, we got people coming. Are you putting on the rings?
  • Vitaly: No i'm not! Can you go back to where the lion is.
  • Boog: Okay. Keeping some private space in here.
  • Elliot: What are we going to do right now? Sit in a mean chair and get stuck in a rut?
  • Alex: This is the moment you all have been waiting for. It's a circus showdown!

(Mason and Phil arrive at the circus with their King of Versailles disguise as the animals are getting all that excited to perform)

  • Mason: *come out of the disguise* Good news. We brought a lot of people here and this show is going to be a blast from the past.
  • Alex: We got the whole day to perform.
  • Boog: All i gotta do is follow my passion to relive up the big dream.
  • Alex: Circus is about following your passions, wherever they take you!
  • Giselle: How will this circus work out without the humans taking us to do what we do?
  • Alex: We don't need humans because we've got passion. What does a human say when he's passionate? He says, "l'm an animal!" Well, we are animals!
  • Everyone: Yeah!
  • Alex: We are a all-animal circus! Because if we follow our passion, we can go anywhere.
  • Boog: Anywhere!
  • Alex: We can do anything!
  • Skipper: Around the world. Local, national, international and worldwide!
  • Private: For our fishes!
  • Ian: Fishes?! *laugh with everyone*
  • Private: Come on guys. I cook up a fish last week on a Sunday.
  • Alex: We need the magic word. You guys didn't say it earlier or yesterday. What do we say?
  • Skipper: Feather power!
  • Alex: Close. It's another word that starts with an F.
  • Marty: Fur power!
  • Alex: That's right! Fur power! What do we say in here?
  • Everyone: Fur power!
  • Alex: I can't hear you!
  • Everyone: Fur power!
  • Mr. Weenie: Fur power is my life!
  • Nate: Woof!
  • Alex: Take our circus back, and we'll do it together! That’s right!
  • Julien: All of this news and announcement is killing me!
  • Sonya: *yawn*
  • Mort: I have feet with me!
  • Stefano: Fur power! Chanting is fun! Chanting is fun!
  • Alex: Everyone chant together!
  • Everyone: Fur power! Fur power! Fur power! Fur power!
  • Boog: Fur power make my day!
  • Alex: Vitaly, remember the first time i came to the circus, you never trusted me for anything. Do you still trust me with all of my antics and actions after all?
  • Vitaly: I'm not mad. I still trust you after all.
  • Alex: We're in good hands and trusted with power and glorious purpose.
  • Gia: lt is great tradition of sitting, standing, rolling over.
  • Vitaly: Circus always stay together.
  • Elliot: What if the show flops?
  • Vitaly: Ouch! Do not say it!
  • Alex: Vitaly, i can explain. Views and ratings are just views and ratings. If the show turn out to be a success, we'll keep on going and have a blast with all of our future tours around the world. Warning! In caution, if the show turn out to be a failure like a bomb and a flop, boom! It's done for. We bombed, we stink and we lose. The flop ends right here. We'll have no more shows and no more tours, selling out to other ringmasters around the world.
  • Mason: We will not lose the circus without a team.
  • Skipper: You don't want to be stranded on the ice with a lot of leopard seals and polar bears, do you?
  • Boog: Nope.
  • Elliot: Not in my book. *hold his book*
  • Vitaly: Okay. Before you guys perform, there is this one act i always do in the beginning. It's a very serious act that everyone don't want to miss. *hold a ring* This right here, is a ring, also known as a hoop.
  • Boog: Ooh.
  • Elliot: Are you getting married?
  • Giselle: *hit Elliot* Elliot.
  • Elliot: What? I just ask a questions.
  • Vitaly: Ha, very funny deer. I was once married in my life. We got divorced after a failure in the circus and moved on to run off with a musician. Unfortunately, i have to do the circus all alone by myself.
  • Stefano: You are not the only one Vitaly. We are a family together, not just a stinky, poopy circus of old farts.
  • Vitaly: We all have our trying times together.
  • Alex: Every through everyone in the world is not perfect, we can all make mistakes.
  • Marty: Our mistake was leaving the zoo, but we learned our mistake and joined with you guys for the circus.
  • Vitaly: *see a lot of people in the seats* It's getting late. The chit-chatting is now being put on pause and we got a circus to perform.
  • Skipper: Everyone back up a little while the tiger take his place to the ring.
  • Marty: That's what I call crack-a-lackin' to the mack-a-lackin'!
  • Vitaly: Bring in the hoops!
  • Stefano: How many?
  • Vitaly: Take one out and place it on the stick. Also, light it up.
  • Stefano: Mamma mia, Santa Maria, Santa Maria... Mamma Maria, mia Santa, Santa Mia Farrow... *light the hoop on fire*

(As everyone is seated, everyone is shocked as Bob, Bobbie and the pet owners sit down to watch the show)

  • Bob: There's so many people.
  • Bobbie: That's how i call it a show.
  • Rufus' owner: Smooth old rider.
  • Shaw: *show up in the seats* Move it! Come on people! This isn't a movie theater.
  • Attendee #1: Watch it!
  • Attendee #2: I can't see the tiger!
  • Attendee #3: The show is about to start.
  • Edna: 'Scuse me. Pardon us.
  • Ed: The bears are coming to the attendee.
  • Shaw: Ed and Edna, i save a seat for you.
  • Ed: Ah ha. *sit with Shaw and Edna*
  • Edna: This is going to be a blast.
  • Ed: It's like seeing a circus perform in the woods like in 2012.
  • Shaw: This show is gonna suck, even with a bear, lion, deer, zebra, hippo and giraffe teaming up. I won't bother watching.

(The news reporters take the cameras to record all the footage in the circus)

  • News Reporter: This just in! A circus is being held in the fields of Timberline National Forest! What a big show this forest is getting. People are getting all lined and tickets are just a dollar away! One dollar for a ticket is the price. Everyone come on down to see the show on stage. This circus must go on like a rock and roll band!

(Gordy and Beth are watching the circus on TV in the office of Timberline)

  • Beth: What if the hunters came to shoot up the animals?
  • Gordy: Don't worry. It's just a show. No one is going to come inside with a shotgun.
  • Beth: I don't trust the forest with their actions.
  • Gordy: It's a perfect time to watch the show on live.

(As the circus is about to begin, Vitaly add in a lot of hair conditioner on his body, staring at the little hoop, closing his eyes to prevent the horrible moment he had at the circus the other day)

  • Alex: Vitaly, you got this.
  • Boog: Do it for the forest.
  • Stefano: You got it Vitaly. Run like a wild tiger!
  • Gloria: Just pretend your a cheetah.
  • Vitaly: *open his eyes and run to the hoop*
  • Alex: He started running.
  • Elliot: This is going to shiver me to my eyes.
  • Stefano: This is going to be emotional.
  • Gia: Come on Vitaly, you can do it!
  • Ian: We love you Vitaly!
  • Buddy: Buddy.
  • Sergio: Don't get nervous when you see the fire.
  • Marty: Peace makes my tail hard.
  • Vitaly: *jump and spin around with his one finger with his claw on*
  • Bobbie: Oh my god.
  • Bob: Is he gonna make it?
  • Shaw: He's going to catch himself on fire.
  • Beth: *watch the show on TV in the office* Is the tiger going to spin himself into a baby hoop?
  • Gordy: *watch the show on TV in the office* It's going to get scary.
  • Alex: Oh no!
  • Skipper: Oh man. It's going to whoop.
  • Private: Don't die.
  • Mason: He's going to make it, is he?
  • Phil: *bite his fingers.
  • Stefano: Come on, come on.
  • Alex: I can't watch!
  • Julien: Please rewind when it's over already! Please!
  • Maurice: He's about to make it.

(Vitaly finally pass over to the little hoop, making everyone cheer in the circus)

  • Alex: Yes!
  • Marty: He finally did it!
  • Bob: Woo!
  • Bobbie: That was amazing!
  • Shaw: What the? The tiger didn't burn on fire! The whole circus is staged!
  • Beth: *watch the circus on TV in the office* Yeah! That's what i call it a show!
  • Gordy: *watch the circus TV in the office* The ratings are going up like the Oscars.
  • Mr. Weenie: Dogs and cats all together. *howl with his pet friends*
  • Roger: I didn't know cats can howl.
  • Stanley: Me neither.
  • Vitaly: *feel emotional and impressed as everyone cheer on him*
  • News Reporter: *reporting in live* Wow! That was a phenomenon event over here. A tiger can pass swirl himself over a little tiny hoop! What if a mouse can swirl over? Would it flame itself like the rings of fire?
  • Vitaly: *swing around happy and hold the stick with the ring* Everyone, prepare your acts! We're about to do a special event!
  • Alex: All right, what are you waiting for? We got a show to put on. Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go!
  • Boog: It's showtime!

(As Vitaly use the stick to swirl over a bunch of colorful ribbons around, the background song "Firework" by Katy Perry plays as the animals begin doing their acts around the circus. The dancing dogs, joined by Mr. Weenie's pet gang fly around the ring on rocket-powered skates as Alex and Gia are seen doing the Trapeze Americano with Boog and Ursa doing the same thing. Mason and Phil in their King of Versailles disguise play on the organ, much like a piano as they spin around the organ as Marty, Stefano, Ian and Elliot shoot themselves on the cannons to boom themselves like cannonballs. Melman and Gloria are seen dancing on a tightrope as Manu and Maya swing on the silk ropes while spraying fire through their trunks. The Andalusian Triplets are seen bouncing on the trampolines with butterfly wings attached as Julien and Sonya ride on a motorcycle together, performing acrobatics around the ribbons. McSquizzy and the squirrels with the rabbits bomb themselves in cannons as Reilly, O'Toole, Maria and Rosie do ribbon dancing together as Serge and Deni hold the ribbons to fly around with the ducks. Giselle, Gisela, Giselita and Elvis ride on the unicycles, judging the balls as the penguins join in to do the same thing. The audience in the crowd cheered as newspapers reported in with the best show performed on Timberline National Forest as magazines and news websites did the same thing as well. The audiences applause as the show wrap up with the background song ending.)

  • Bob: Bravo! Bravo! I never tried a single tear. *tear up* There it goes.
  • Bobbie: Ooh, Mr. Weenie and the pets are there!
  • Nate's owner: What are they doing with the circus animals?
  • Bob: I didn't know they're volunteering with the circus animals.
  • Shaw: It sucks! No one bat an eye on the bear, expect for me.
  • Ed: We all saw it.
  • Edna: Did you like it?
  • Shaw: No.
  • Ed: Did ya?
  • Shaw: No i don't! I'm not feeling okay. It's just a bad performance, okay! Now get out and go home!
  • Ed: What about the hunt?
  • Shaw: We'll do the hunt. Come with me where we can sneak in to the backstage.
  • Edna: I didn't know the circus has a backstage where everyone dress up in their costumes and do makeup.

(The news started reporting in on the circus as Mason and Phil in their King of Versailles disguise show up next to the news reporter)

  • News Reporter: What a amazing show you pulled out! Never forget the greatest show ever made in the forest of Timberline. It's one show of a wonderland that the audience would never forget.
  • Phil: *make monkey noises*
  • News Reporter: This ringmaster dressed as a King of Versailles is just excited to see all of his future tours perform all over the world. Great show it is.

(Gordy and Beth clapped while watching the circus on TV in the office as the circus wrap up for today)

  • Beth: I never seen anything like this before.
  • Gordy: It's like the circus has grown into a whole new level.
  • Beth: Did you catch the Easter egg? Boog was in the show dancing with another bear!
  • Gordy: Boog? Where?
  • Beth: You just miss it.
  • Gordy: Aw, we should have record the whole thing if we own a TV sticking into one of the ceilings.

(The background song "Dragostea Din Tei" by O-Zone plays as the circus animals and forest animals celebrate in the backstage of Circus Zaragoza, throwing balloons and noodle tubes all over the backstage)

  • Alex: We rock on the show!
  • Marty: Yeah. Cracking like a rocking chair.
  • Gloria: Woo hoo!
  • Melman: Man, it was a big blast.
  • Skipper: It's time for a celebration.
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Marty: My tail would be high if it weren't for a horse tail.
  • Elliot: I got the polka dots on me.
  • Boog: My man Alex, we really put up a good show, don't we?
  • Alex: Yes. It's always a pleasure.
  • Skipper: With your help and our help, they really love the performances we did to the people.
  • Alex: That's one strive from here.
  • Marty: Guacamole!
  • Vitaly: *hit Alex*
  • Alex: Hey.
  • Vitaly: Great show. We really nailed it.
  • Alex: I never knew we would perform in a forest.
  • Melman: What's next? Performing in a jungle?
  • Julien: It's a jungle out there. You never know what is in the jungle, right Sonya?
  • Sonya: *yawn*
  • Boog: With all of our money, we can go out everywhere.
  • Elliot: Sneak to a Puni Mart and rock on with our might.
  • Boog: I wanna lose control.
  • Elliot: Uh oh. *laugh with Boog*

(Shaw, Ed and Edna sneak into the backstage, dressing up as ringmasters and heading over to the animal side of the circus)

  • Boog: Ha ha ha. *see the hunters dressed up as ringmasters as he is anxious on the hunters' arrival*
  • Shaw: Hello there animals. Sound like you put up a good show yet?
  • Ed: I never seen a lion and a bear performing together.
  • Mason and Phil: *put on their King of Versailles disguise on*
  • Edna: Look! It's the King of Versailles.
  • Ed: Can we have your autograph?
  • Phil: *make monkey noises*
  • Shaw: We met before. How ya doing? How's the animals and where is the belly dancing penguin?
  • Private: Uh oh, i had a bad feeling?
  • Skipper: I don't trust these guys.
  • Alex: Before us, there was another lion and bear working in the circus.
  • Boog: Alex, look.
  • Alex: What? Are the ringmasters trying to buy the circus in order to team up with theirs?
  • Marty: Who are they?
  • Boog: Hunters.
  • Elliot: Don't tell me the hunters are here.
  • Phil: *point out to Alex and Boog*
  • Alex: Phil, don't.
  • Shaw: Ah. If it isn't the lion and bear, how are you?
  • Boog: *growl and hit Shaw's hand*
  • Shaw: Watch it. You don't wanna hit a ringmaster, do you?
  • Mason: *inside of the disguise* Be careful my friends. They got a gun on their backs.
  • Phil: *panic*
  • Shaw: Relax, i got a special super duper surprise for them. *hold his sniper gun* You see here. Is my secret weapon. The most powerful weapon i ever use for every circus i go to.
  • Boog: *whisper* Liar.
  • Shaw: I wonder what does this gun does in place. *shoot up targets* Perfect shooting. I'm going to use this weapon in future performances.
  • Skipper: Oh snap. The big grouchy man must be behind all of this.
  • Ed: Wow Shaw. I knew you can shoot up a bunch of targets.
  • Boog: Shaw.
  • Alex: Oh no.
  • Edna: Can you test out the animals?
  • Shaw: *point his gun to the animals* Oh yes. Which one is the target? *point to Boog* Yes. I got you. The perfect shot for a bear. Hasta la vista, baby.
  • Boog: *roar and hit Shaw*
  • Shaw: *take off his ringmaster disguise* Uh! Fool! *shoot at the King of Versailles' wig*
  • Mason and Phil: *pop out of their King of Versailles disguise*
  • Shaw: D'oh! I didn't know it was a all-animal circus the whole time! You guys are a circus full of lies!
  • Ed: Fire in the hole! *shoot everywhere*
  • Marty: Fire drill! Fire drill! The hunters are attacking!
  • Vitaly: My group, evacuate to the exit!
  • Alex: Oh, you're going to get this you piece of bullet. *roar and fight Shaw*
  • Shaw: *slap Alex* No you don't you little fur freak.
  • Alex: *punch and kick Shaw*
  • Edna: Aim on the bear.
  • Boog: *roar and knock down Ed and Edna*
  • Gia: Alex!
  • Stefano: *hold on to Gia* Gia, we gotta go!
  • Vitaly: You'll get yourself killed!
  • Alex: *punch and kick Shaw to the boxes*
  • Shaw: I won't leave without a head of yours!
  • Boog: Leave my friend alone! *jump and slam Shaw to beat him up*
  • Alex: *growl at Ed*
  • Ed: Prepare the weapon's bullet.
  • Alex: *break the gun and roar at Ed and Edna*
  • Edna: Predator!
  • Ed: Edna, we gotta go.
  • Edna: Back outside!
  • Shaw: *kick Boog* You're next you little Leo lion.
  • Alex: My name is not Leo. *hit Shaw* I am Alex. *roar* THE LION!
  • Stefano: Oh my, Alice did it.
  • Alex: *roar at Shaw*
  • Shaw: *shoot a dart at Alex*
  • Alex: Ooh. *injured from the dart*
  • Shaw: Ha ha ha ha. Time to chainsaw this lion's head into a museum's display!
  • Boog: *break Shaw's gun* This ain't your secret weapon anymore.
  • Shaw: What the funk? *get thrown into the cannon* What the? Is that a cannon cannoli?
  • Boog: Have a nice flight at the back lands of the woods, hunter moron. *fire up the rope in the cannon*
  • Shaw: *get blasted away from the circus* Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! *crash to the bushes* Son of a MASK!!!
  • Alex: *damaged on the ground*
  • Boog: Alex! Are you okay? No no no. Speak up. Listen to me! *take the dart out* I should have take off the dart in the first place. *throw the dart in the target* A la peanut butter sandwiches!
  • Ursa: Boog, what happen? Are the hunters gone?
  • Boog: The good news, they left. The bad news is, Alex is truly hurt.
  • Ursa: Oh no.
  • Boog: *hold Alex* We have to inform the animals about this. Maybe we need a doctor like Mason and Phil.

(Ed and Edna escape the circus from a fight as Bob and Bobbie show up to them)

  • Bobbie: Hey Ed and Edna, we were worried about you two.
  • Bob: Where is the Shaw guy? The hunter that play with his gun like a guitar?
  • Ed: I can't find him anywhere.
  • Edna: We just saw him blast himself out of the circus like a astronaut.
  • Bobbie: Ha! Did he really blew himself out of the circus?
  • Ed: He did. The bear just blast him off in a cannon.
  • Bob: I bet he isn't going to survive running in the night from a bunch of bats. The dark is really scary out here and campers make spooky stories about it.
  • Ed: Oh well. We're off to finding Shaw. See you tomorrow in the morning.
  • Bobbie: We need to go back checking on the grown-ups. You two take there.
  • Edna: We will.
  • Ed: Come on Edna. Shaw must be smoking with all that burnt around the bushes.
  • Edna: He always sense himself through his mind.

(Shaw get up from the bush, kicking it and throwing his broken gun on the tree)

  • Shaw: Stupid forest! Stupid circus! I'll get you for this, Boog and Alex!
  • Ed: *he and Edna found Shaw* Mr. Shaw, it's you!
  • Shaw: It's you two again.
  • Edna: We saw you blast from the circus. It was beautiful.
  • Shaw: It was horrible. Horrible! I almost killed myself from a firework like a Spix's macaw from Rio de Janeiro.
  • Edna: River of January?
  • Shaw: What? I don't get it. I'm trying to focus on the bear's location where all the other wild animals are!
  • Ed: How are you feeling? Are you burnt like toast?
  • Shaw: No! I'm not okay! The bear got me this time. I'm still mad about the hunt situation if it weren't for a dull flying circus that can zoom through places.
  • Edna: You need a bath?
  • Shaw: No. I'm fine. *walk and pick up his broken gun* I need to fix my secret weapon. Follow me to the house.
  • Ed: Are we going to a mechanic?
  • Shaw: Nope. You will have to come to my bedroom for this.
  • Edna: It's okay Shaw. We respect your decisions.
  • Shaw: By morning, i'm bringing a mob to kill all the animals in the forest. This forest will be demolished and a new community will be born to the city! And i'll be governor by the time i win a election in the future.

(Back with the animals, Boor and Ursa return with a injured Alex)

  • Marty: Yo, Alex. You did it.
  • Elliot: How's the fight with Shaw?
  • Boog: This is not a fun happy moment. Alex is injured and hurt.
  • Ursa: We gotta do something.
  • Gloria: Alex.
  • Gia: No. Not my baby.
  • Vitaly: Bad luck.
  • Elliot: Ouch. That gotta hurt.
  • Skipper: Was he killed in a accident?
  • Ursa: We need a doctor in here. Does anyone have a doctor in the forest?
  • Mason: That would be me.
  • Skipper: Hey, i thought i was the only doctor in the world.
  • Kowalski: You're not quite fast for nothing Skipper.
  • Skipper: Next time, Kowalski.
  • Mason: He has a heart pain on the stomach. The obstacles aren't pushing him through the cells in his veins.
  • Skipper: Give him a little something.
  • Boog: Don't die my friend. You're not ready to leave us.
  • Alex: *wake up* Hello? Anyone? Guys?
  • Mason: I should give him a little punch. *punch Alex*
  • Alex: Ooh. *crash on the ground*
  • Boog: Mason?
  • Ursa: How could you?
  • Mason: That's the only trick i can do to reheal him.
  • Boog: That's no rehealing. You just punched his weight.
  • Alex: I'm okay. I'm really okay.
  • Gia: Alex, you're okay! *hug Alex*
  • Alex: It's all good Gia.
  • Gia: You're so much better.
  • Mr. Weenie: Ya, it feel so good for him.
  • Everyone: *cheers for Alex*
  • Marty: The King of New York City is back!
  • Alex: I never been so much better than before.
  • Boog: Where we are now. Right here, right on.
  • Alex: Thank you guys. I couldn't help it without you.
  • Mason: You owe it all.
  • Phil: *make monkey noises*
  • Alex: How about a little sleep celebration?
  • Boog: As a family together? Then yes, we're going to do that.
  • Ursa: Sleepover party on the way!
  • Skipper: We got the drinks and food in our fins.
  • Kowalski: Rico has it all.
  • Rico: *act like a car*
  • Private: Easy there, you don't wanna bump into anything.
  • Rico: *crash to a rock*
  • Skipper: Rico let's go!
  • Rico: Vroom vroom! *catch up with the penguins*
  • Skipper: Pretty fast for a loco penguin.
  • Kowalski: He's funny.
  • Skipper: And sharp.
  • Private: At least, he's not worse than me.
  • Skipper: You're equal!
  • Private: What?
  • Skipper: I'm just messing with ya, pal.
  • Private: Oh, i thought you were going to give me a pillow bash.
  • Skipper: I got your pillow on you.
  • Private: Ho ho ho, that's funny.
  • Skipper: One of a kind.

(Around the forest, Shaw, Ed and Edna walk into the path, searching for Shaw's house as Shaw hold up his broken gun pieces while walking)

  • Shaw: Look at the mess the bear made. Now i gotta fix it all up!
  • Ed: How long do they take to fix?
  • Shaw: An hour or so. I don't know. A half-hour like a half-shell? Sound decent.
  • Edna: That lousy bear really have done it again.
  • Ed: The lion was roaring like a madmen in the bar.
  • Shaw: He and the bear are going to get shoot. On my years of shooting, i have placed every animal's head on the wall while the companies made rugs and lamps out of them. Even the seats. They also made hats from raccoons and squirrels like you guys are wearing.
  • Ed: Piece of fur.
  • Edna: We're lucky to wear those. We would have been in Alska if it weren't for the cold weather.
  • Shaw: Cold weather, my butt! Home sweet home. *found his house*
  • Ed: Well that was quick of finding your home.
  • Edna: Do we like wait next to your car?
  • Shaw: Come inside. We'll find where to fix my secret weapon.

(Shaw, Ed and Edna enter inside Shaw's house as they check into the living room)

  • Shaw: It's too dark in here. No one stole candy from the fridge, no one broke a rocking chair, no one mess up my bedroom and no one use the bathroom and forget to flush on the lid. Good. No one rob my house until a alarm clock does.
  • Ed: Your house is pretty scary for a hunter.
  • Shaw: Don't even say it. The wild ones keep their house funky. All the animals i have, are a blessing of mine. *thunder strikes with light* Boom! The thunder does it again.
  • Edna: This remind me of a haunted house.
  • Shaw: I got your haunted house on a witch's broom.
  • Ed: People be decorating pumpkins into Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween.
  • Shaw: On Night Hollows? Seems delight. Anyways, i want you to come over to my bedroom and wait while i fix up my secret ammo gun.
  • Ed: We'll be pleased.
  • Edna: And with patient.
  • Shaw: You all need dignity while you wait in honor.
  • Ed: We know and self-respect.
  • Shaw: I want you two to have patient.
  • Edna: Fine. We'll get ya.

(At Shaw's bedroom, Ed and Edna wait while standing on the walls as Shaw is seen fixing his ammo gun with Ed and Edna watching Shaw fix his own ammo gun on the desk)

  • Ed: Pretty sharp gun for a sharp hunter.
  • Shaw: Thank you, but no thank you.
  • Ed: Hey.
  • Edna: You can't take back a thanks.
  • Shaw: Heh heh heh, i can thanks all i want to give it back.
  • Edna: You're just being rude.
  • Ed: Such a coward.
  • Edna: That man is such a absolute prick.
  • Shaw: I can make all the satire i want in my own little person. *break the gun again* Darn it. It broke by itself. Every time i try to shoot, it keep moving left and right and doesn't point at the arrow where the bear is running. And it just break down on me! This gun is just weight heavy as a weight with big rings attached to the metal chain.
  • Ed: You always keep trying to succeed yourself Shaw. Let's just give up Open Season and move on to life.
  • Shaw: I'm not quitting until that bear is shot!
  • Edna: You know we still got a lion on the loose.
  • Shaw: There's always a lion on the run. They're not the king of the jungle, they're the king of the den! And they belong in Africa, not the oasis and forest!
  • Edna: You always keep trying to reach to your target and shoot the target you wanted to kill.
  • Shaw: Oh, i killed many animals in years. I shoot up a duck, a beaver, a moose, a chicken and run over a deer while driving at night.
  • Ed: Do you like drink and drive?
  • Shaw: No. Who does that? Only teenagers drink and drive like they're living in the 90s. And they always bump their cars to another while driving on the road at night where no police is watching.
  • Edna: How is that ammo gun preparing of yours?
  • Shaw: Almost done. It's in the process of fixing.
  • Ed: Fast timing, eh. You still wanna make egg biscuit sandwiches for breakfast, right?
  • Shaw: It doesn't matter if i want to eat breakfast for dinner.
  • Edna: Everyone love to eat breakfast for dinner. I cook myself some eggs, cheese fries, bacon, French toast, waffles, pancakes and a whole lot of gravy on my mashed potatoes.
  • Shaw: Gravy is just like soup. And French toast is a bread! Get over with it. You think it's some kind of wheat bread or something? Make toast for yourself.
  • Edna: It is toast to me.
  • Shaw: It doesn't matter what they are. You just dip in some butter in it and eat it what you like the way it looks. *done fixing his ammo gun* Done.
  • Ed: Perfect. Is it still working now?
  • Shaw: The shooting test begin here. *shoot up a target of a bear* Yes! It work perfectly. Now let's go back and teach some wild animals a favor.
  • Edna: Can't wait to shoot up some deer.
  • Ed: And the ducks!
  • Shaw: Don't worry bear and lion. I am still here and i got my ammo gun fixed with your names on it. *smile with a grin face*
  • Ed: You're the goat! Ah-woo!
  • Shaw: Oh, for return, i'm about to bring back just in case the secret weapon breaks down again. *open his chest and pick up his Lorraine gun* Lorraine, my old friend.
  • Edna: Is that another gun of yours?
  • Shaw: Yes. I call it Lorraine. It's like a rifle and sniper gun all mixed together. I got my first gun after winning a shooting contest on the targets. *load up two of his weapons* The bad boys are loaded and ready to shoot.
  • Ed: I'm prepared.
  • Shaw: Oh, we are prepared. My friends, we're going to get revenge on the bear and lion, right now.
  • Edna: We'll succeed the mission at last.
  • Ed: And celebrate with poutine!
  • Shaw: Time to go folks. No time wasting for a hunter. *evil laugh*

TO BE CONTINUED

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